When having a sexual relationship with a man who is well endowed one MUST be very careful to avoid urinary tract infections. Pee directly after sex and drink plenty of cranberry juice or you will pay for it later.
This seems like a good time to tell you that I think you are THE Cat’s Ass TM. Just needed to throw that in right this second.
Wrong, amigo. The lesson here is to learn to moderate the munchies so that one can fully enjoy the powerful herbs in question. It’s easier. Glad to help. My work here is done.
I’ve learned that most everything modern US citizens do with corpses is a waste of money.
Donate the corpse to the local medical school, spend $100 on refreshments, and have a small gathering at someone’s house. Everyone will be a lot more comfortable, and you’ll still get the closure you need.
I’ve learned that there is no ethics test to become a next-door neighbor.
Just a mortgage app.
Do not feed stray, flea-bitten cats and then act surprised when there are fleas on you later.