But then you can always call Maintenance. A lot of landlords and apartment managers don’t want their tenants doing even the slightest most trivial maintenance beyond routine cleaning. My apartment manager says I’m not even supposed to change a burned out light bulb. At my last apartment, we could call Maintenance to change the air filters and fluorescent tubes, although they’d charge you for the tubes. (My current apartment doesn’t have air filters or tubes.)
Those who think the worst human serial killer is worth more and has more value than my dog.
People who think there is no responsibility to the freedom they have.
Anybody who does not think roadrunner cartoons are the best.
Bicycle riders who think traffic laws don’t apply to them. And who ride their bikes on the sidewalks. And expect me to watch out for them. Especially for that turd devourer who nearly ran over me on Artesia Boulevard in 1997 and yelled "Watch out!"instead of slowing down.
+1
Liburals?! :mad:
“I’m not a technical person” should be banned from the language of all working adults. Either you can do it, and you can keep your job; or you’re willing to learn it, and you can keep your job; or you need to be doing something non-technical like cleaning my house. It would be ridiculous if I said, “I’m just not a housecleaning person. <giggle>” and expected that to fly. I don’t like to do it, but goddamit it, I do. Suck it up, buttercup.
Can I just show you my epi-pen instead of having to eat a Toblerone bar? Because yummy as the Toblerone bar is, I don’t want to risk death.
I am conflicted about the huge changes to how nut allergies are handled in the country now. One the one hand, it’s much easier to be a kid with nut allergies, since teachers and so on have training. On the other hand, growing up in an era where no one knew what the hell I was on about, made me very, very careful, and very self-sufficient at a young age. It sounds like kids are not taught to be so careful now (since mum and dad are hovering) even though there is way more available information thanks to the internet.
Also, part of me thinks, if your kid is so sensitive that peanut dust or the kid eating a PB&J next to him/her is a problem, then maybe public school isn’t for him or her. Real life doesn’t work like that. Your coworkers will not, not bring in Thai leftovers because you’re allergic. OTOH…they’re kids, and school is necessary.
It’s a quandary.
But I join your pitting on the food faddists claiming an allergy. That’s not an allergy, people, that’s a neurosis.
One last one: people who are dicks about friendly competition.
Dude at work with a beard that looks like pubes came over and said in a voice dripping with sarcasm and derision that my team’s Halloween decor looks like a kids’ party, and that it’s Halloween and we have to be scary. Dumbass’s own team didn’t go scary last year or two years prior to that. There’s always at least one team that doesn’t go scary, because we have 1- and 2-year-olds who come in to trick-or-treat. Those scary decorations scare the crap out of some of those kids, and it’s nice to have a few departments that don’t look like a cheap haunted house attraction for them to hang out in.
I’m fine with teasing, BTW. One of the software engineers came by and asked  what was scary about our theme. So one of our guys flew the remote-controlled shark balloon at him while I hummed the theme from Jaws.  We all had a good laugh. 
  One of the PMs asked me the same question, and I told him that we’re going to put fake medical waste all over the floor.  And we all laughed.  But those were good-natured teasing.
(Nothing against scary decorations, BTW. When I’ve decorated for grown-up Halloween parties, we’ve done some really sick stuff. But no kids were there. Kids aren’t always taught about “pretend”, or they don’t get it when confronted with the guillotine decoration complete with head tumbling off.)
Oh God do I always have to explain everything to everyone?
[God: Yes, you do.]
“Home” does not equal “house” in meaning. That was an error of the original poster to whom I responded. It’s a genuine error. You can look it up, if you have the inclination.
But you want to take that poster’s side?
Cool. You are also wrong to say that an apartment owner can call maintenance to get things fixed. No. Go sit in your wrong box.
Whiny men. Can’t stand whiners, but when it’s a guy doing it, brings my teeth on edge.
Are you from the US? In the US apartments are not owned. When it’s a multi-dwelling structure (highrise or otherwise) that’s owner-occupied, it’s called a condo, townhouse, or co-op. If you don’t believe me go to realtor.com and check. Under “Homes for sale”, there is not a category called “apartments”. The previous posters are not in error. You are.
- Overenergetic people, who throw their energy excess in random directions
 - Egomaniacs
 - People who learned nothing from history
 - Loud People
 - Pavement (or worse, road) dreamwalkers
 - Porsche owners
 
People who can’t type. Not all of them. Just the ones who work in occupations that require them to enter my details into a computer as I watch on.
So this US company is also wrong? And a hundred others like them?
I think people posting in this thread should keep in mind the OP’s specification of “innocent.”
With that in mind, I nominate old people. They’ve done nothing wrong; everyone gets old. But it’s their slowness that drives me crazy. The old lady in the supermarket checkout lane who waits to be told her total, and only then, slowly and tremulously, draws out her purse, sets it down, opens it up, slowly rummages through it, looking for and drawing out individual bills and coins. The old guy with the gait impairment who shuffles around in the buffet line, taking at least 5x as long as I would take to put food on his plate. On an intellectual level I know they can’t help it, and I shudder to think that’s going to be me someday, but I can’t keep from internally yelling “MOVE!”
And anyway why would you deliberately choose to dumb yourself down by assuming that everything is English related to the USA only?
All of the listings say condo or co-op or townhouse. There is no “apartment” category. This site is clearly geared towards international buyers who may be unfamiliar with the technology.
People are unfocused, non-linear, attention-deficit thinkers. They can’t help the way their minds are wired, but good gawd, sometimes I wish they would die.
These are the people who:
- can’t communicate without including extraneous details
 - can’t communicate without omitting critical details that provide much needed context
 - bounce from idea to idea in a single breath, with no common chord to connect them
 - always try to multitask even though they suck at it
 - can’t prioritize thoughts so that the truly important ideas get more attention than trivialities
 - can’t tell (or don’t care) when people are zoning out or lost
 - can’t tell (or don’t care) that they are wasting everyone’s time with their inefficient way of being
 
You attacked someone for being wrong, when they are not wrong at all in the country where they live, in the country which hosts this site, and in the country where most of the participants of this forum reside.
On the topic of this thread, I can’t stand people who go to a different country and maintains that everything people do there is wrong because it’s not the same as in their native country. Again not sure if innocent, or pompous and arrogant.
I “attacked” someone? That wasn’t an attack. I was pointing out that someone was wrong on the internet.
“Home” doesn’t have the same meaning as “house”. Or does it where you come from?
I meant terminology, not technology. Not enough caffeine.
Can we add people who are completely unable to copy someone else’s name correctly when it’s right in front of them? I don’t mean people who get confused about unusual name structures, but people who try to copy “John Doe” and turn it into “Ann Dewar”.