Obviously (or maybe not so) it is some form of cheese, but… well let me just ask a few questions:
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is it only an American thing? If not, what do they call it in other countries? I’d be embarassed if other countries referred to it as “american cheese.”
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is it just really, really, REALLY un-sharp cheddar? Or is it its own “new” type of cheese… a whole new creation? Is it even “cheese” by the very definition of the world?
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when was it invented/created? Did they have “American cheese” 100 years ago?
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do other countries mock it? (I feel they should, but that’s just my opinion)
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why is it so popular in America when practically every other cheese out there (there are probably 10,000 different types) are so much better? Subjective? Naw, not on this level.
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I have a gut feeling (no pun intended) that it’s the most unhealthy/fattening/cholesterol-filled type of cheese. Am I right?
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Is American cheese one of the reasons for us being called the Great Satan? We don’t actually export this stuff, do we??
Thanks for answering all my trivial little questions. I really do appreciate it