What is extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happens in real life?

There’s an episode of Modern Family in which Ed O’Neill’s voice is noticeably hoarse and weak. It’s not part of the script and there are no references to it, which is why I think it was the actor who suffered it and not his character.

I’ve had my voice get husky or hard to project a lot, especially before I got my tonsils out, and a few times been advised by my doctor to use it as little as possible to avoid getting vocal nodes.

However, once, in 56 years, I did actually entirely lose my voice. It was in the Smart phone era, which is to say, between 5 & 10 years ago, and I had to type things out to people-- when I did it in stores, people always assumed I was Deaf, which goes to show that just not being able to speak, whether permanently or temporary, never occurs to anyone.

Lasted about 3 days, and then I could speak very hoarsely, and same advice-- don’t, until my voice had returned fully.

You could basically have the same plot if a person is just hoarse and ordered not to speak, but I guess that isn’t as dramatic, albeit, in half the plots I’ve seen, the character has to sing, or perform in a play/deliver an important speech and just being hoarse can put the kibosh on that pretty fast.

I once knew a professional nightclub singer who had to do a gig while suffering from what sounded like strep throat (which I had at the age of 14 and thought I was gonna die). She was able to pull it off by spraying her throat with an anesthetic all afternoon before going on stage.

Likewise, my boss at the radio station where I worked back in the '90s was a professional drummer who had worked at The Flame in Minneapolis (if you’ve ever heard of that venue). He told me about a well-known C&W performer (sorry, I don’t remember which one) who also had to do a gig with a raging sore throat. He started sipping brandy mixed with Crème de Mûre hours before the show started, and you would never have guessed anything was wrong when he got on stage. My boss said his jaw dropped in amazement when he heard him start to sing.

So yeah, life does occasionally imitate art. :slight_smile:

Yeah, but pain and hoarseness are not the same thing, even though you might be instructed by a doctor not to speak with a certain kind of infection as well.

When I have had difficulty speaking, or even lost my voice entirely, I never was in any pain, and I’ve had bad throat pain that didn’t make me hoarse.

I get what you mean. When I was in my Froggy period mentioned above, it didn’t hurt either. But I was in a lot of pain before my voice started to come back

I had my tonsils out when I was 7, so that wasn’t an excuse.

But I did have a stint as a pro wrestling ring announcer for some years. I have a big voice, if I want to have one, but if I don’t, that’s fine too. I got my start in radio as the night guy, where you have to have a quiet, soothing voice. And yes, I’ve done everything from “Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, it’s Monster Truck Madnesssssss!” to “Well, looks like it’s 2:09 in the morning, and here’s Elton John and ‘Tiny Dancer.’”

Pro wrestling. Yeah, you need a big voice to be the ring announcer: “Now entering the ring area. Weighing in at 225 pounds, and coming to us from New York City, the Crushhhhh-er!” A few times, our sound system conked out, and I managed without a microphone in a school gym, that’s how big my voice can be. I occasionally use my “wrestling voice” at the local racetrack, where many people can attest that “Come on, Number Five!” can actually be heard over the PA. And hurts their ears.

But one night at wrestling, my voice just didn’t want to work. Normally, that is; I had a cold, and while my voice wasn’t down to a whisper, it was, at best, a croak. I popped nonstop Fisherman’s Friends for the anaesthetic effects, and managed to speak passably through the pain. Tea and honey and more Fisherman’s Friends later that night and next morning, for sure.

I, too, lost my voice once. Happened one New Year’s Eve at a very noisy crowded bar. Shouting over the din, I somehow blew out my voice and didn’t realize it for a minute or so. I was trying to shout something to a friend who just grinned and said, “You don’t realize it, but you’re about to lose your voice completely!” I said, “What?” :upside_down_face:

I think Linda Whatsername did it in the first Crocodile Dundee movie.

Has anyone ever, in real life, attended a costume party where one of a couple was the front of a horse, and the other was the back of the horse?

I have no answer but the term for that is pantomime horse.

I could count the number of costume parties that I’ve attended on one hand and have plenty of fingers left over.

Pantomime Horse was the category for Jeopardy the other day. I didn’t understand the reference at the time.

This was the first clue:

Also known as broad beans or horse beans, they are said to go well with a nice Chianti.

Answer: Fava beans.

Huh. I never knew they’re called horse beans. You learn something new every day!

(The “Chianti” reference was a dead giveaway! :face_with_hand_over_mouth:)

Are broad beans the same as lima beans? I once told a British friend of mine that I like lima beans, but I wasn’t sure what they’re called in the UK. He said “You mean broad beans. I hate 'em!”

No matter what I dress as, everybody says I was the perfect horse’s ass at any party.

The phone charge thing: I used to think that was just a tv trope, but I’ve yet to attend a family gathering where someone doesn’t go around asking if someone’s got a charger. And when that person is done, instead of giving it back they loan it to 3 or 4 other people.

Kate Beckinsale, apparently!

I was reminded of this thread while making a serious post over in P&E.

Prisoners often get ahold of the guard’s guns in TV and movies, but IRL they’re generally kept where the cannot be gotten at for just that reason.

No. Lima beans are what the British call Butter Beans.

Broad beans are dark green.

https://www.britishonlinesupermarket.com/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/8fd35aa2704e93eaef0f86bd99a2b993/4/3/4366-05051622054259.jpg

Thanks for clearing that up for me. :+1:

I think in the US we might call both of those lima beans.

Sometimes in the US lima beans are green. Sometimes they’re big and beige. They’re green in the classic mixed frozen vegetables with lima beans, where the kids eat the corn and carrots, but feed the lima beans to the dog. I’ve had dishes where the big, beige beans are called lima beans, but also similar dishes where they’re called butter beans.

I can’t think of a good way to tie this back to the OP, as we’ve already done (or maybe in another thread), the comedy trope of ordering food, and not getting what you expect.