We need a new catch phrase, I humbly submit:
I moved your cheese!
any takers…?
anyone?
hello?
We need a new catch phrase, I humbly submit:
I moved your cheese!
any takers…?
anyone?
hello?
Missing the IPU, Gaudere’s Law…
Are you being serious here, or funny? I can’t tell… blame everything on the paint fumes! 
I posted them in the order they were asked in the thread title. I’m a detail lunatic like that. 
F_X
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the “I burning your dog” OP is one of the finest pieces of prose ever seen on the SDMB.
I laughed, I cried, I wondered what kind of drugs the author had taken too much of.
Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Rays.”
When come back, bring pie!
This post has been graped by the grapist!
The hell it doesn’t! 
“Rock in the box, I burning your dog.” God, that just flows so well, you know?
I think TaxGuy nailed it. 
<spurts soft drink through nose>
Ah…you innocent child. You do not know what you missed. Well, if you did you probably would be just as happy you missed it.
Hopefully no one will mention the “Great darkening” of 2002.
TV
I think Homer’s infamous “Shoehorn Butterhorse” shroom rant/reply to his own OP should be close to the top of any Doper’s classic SDMB prose list.
“Okay I’m okay it’s just I don’t controll my breathing anymore. My body subcontracted it to this guy in pittsburg and he breathes for me because it’s too weak where I’m at to work.”
 snerk splort
 snerk splort 
That. Was Seriously. FUCKED> UP???
I wanted to cite the TaxGuy thread but won’t out of respect for reeder. Somebody else probably will though (hint: searchid=1062676 that way you won’t overload the hamsters ;)).
Don’t forget fecetious.
whats a flamsterette?

No problem, Flamsterette_X, and BTW, thanks for the great links.
Nah, BMalion, that’s no good, it must be:
I moving your cheese
TV Time, I must disagree. Wildest Bill provided much entertainment. I was but a simple lurker back then, but snorted much nose water on my keyboard reading many of those threads.
I beg to differ, explain this,  if you please.
Ha!  Already a thread!  I have influence! Power! the world is mine! Bwahahahahaha!