What is it with “F” names? Goodbye, Felicia. Lighten up, Francis. Friedo Corleone.

Am I connecting random dots, or do F names connote something? Fraser Crane…

Are F-named folks particularly smack-able?

I have no idea what you’re talking about. What does “smack-able” mean in this context?

It means you want to smack them across the face because they’re being annoying/whiny/pretentious/difficult/unpleasant/etc.

Fish. Frog. Flamingo.

What’s up with animals beginning with F?

Thanks.

I’d never really thought about it before, but you’re right. :eek:

I don’t know if they deserve a smack, but you wouldn’t want to cuddle those f-ers. And don’t get me started on ferrets and fire-bellied toads.

‘Goodbye, Felicia.’ ‘Lighten up, Francis.’ ‘Friedo Corleone.’

And of course, ‘Chuck you, Farley!’

I don’t know if it’s that the names begin with ‘F’, or if it’s just that they are unusual names in the U.S. How about Myron or Milton?

Not only that, but what’s up with all the breakfast foods beginning with T?

Toast, Texas toast, toasted bagel, toasted English muffin, toast (French)…
mmm

I know a Fred that pisses me off.

And what’s up with the sitting presidents beginning with T?

Tell him to drop dead.

I want to hear Fred’s side of it.
Beckdawreck’s real name could be Ffion.

Frank, Fran, Frannie… Little Frannie Pooh

Ahem. His name is Fredo. It’s short for Frederico. He sucks.

Yeah, who’d have a name that looks like fried dough?

What about that Fauntleroy guy?

Damn. Sorry.

Don’t worry about it. By the way, what’s your shoe size? I need to tell my cement guy for, uh, reasons.

It’s clearly a conspiracy by those sign-making guys, who had a surplus of interchangeable ‘F’s.’