What is it with men and breasts?

In that case I’d like to declare myself a Penis Woman.

As the possessor of a pair of breasts, I’d like to just thank all the male appreciators of them. While I’m not enthusiastic about men who talk to my breasts, I’m grateful to those who let me get my own way when I flash a bit of cleavage at them.

As for their appeal, I’d hazard a guess that this starts in adolescence, when they are a pretty clear signal that yes, girls ARE different.

Also, they feel nice, and respond to the touch, which I imagine is as gratifying for men as it is for women when certain parts of the male anatomy do the same thing in female hands (and yes, I know men’s genitals aren’t exactly discriminating, but we like to kid ourselves).

How much longer before somebody starts the thread:
“What is it with women and breasts?”

mmmmmm…

Women and breasts…

Shaggarit, I think the reason there aren’t a lot of self-declared “Vagina men” is because the female genitalia aren’t readily visible with clothes on. Kind of an “Out of sight, out of mind” thing, I think. Breasts, on the other hand, stick out…can’t miss 'em!

And zephyrine, it’s been our pleasure! :slight_smile:

Got it in one, Frank. :smiley:

I still hold to my orginal statement that they are just awesome. To elabarate they’re awesomeness is like the universe, no one has proven how or why. The universe just is. Some think you can gleam the meaning of life from the how and why of the cosmos I think you gleam the meaning of life from breasts. If you will now excuse me I’m going to download porn in my search for enlightenment.

I’m a woman who likes breasts on men. Nothing thrills me more than seeing a topless guy with a bit of bounce to him.

Yaaaaa! Whadda you mean? YOU freaked me out. I’m in Michigan too. Say…you wouldn’t happen to have moved to Texas for a time during HS, would you?
And ** Call me Frank ** , though the big V isn’t so readily on display thre are plenty of people obsessed with women’s clothes showing camel toes, much the same as people obsessed with nipple pokies on shirts.

Who cares what the question was? Get back to the breasts!

Regards,
Shodan

Funny. If the supposition that a mans want for breast is connected with wether or not he was breast fed, wouldn’t the same apply for women?

But then if we are dividing that by sexuality, which for this sake let’s say is hard wired, then both bi/straight men and bi/gay women would have that want/attraction for breast according to having been breast fed or not.

If I am correct, during the late forties through the fifties breast feeding went out of style. Infant formulas came out and were considered to be much more nurishing for the infants, along with the increasing popularity of the working woman.

If the link between breast/bottle feeding and attraction to breasts is correct, then people who were born during this time period must be positively obsessed with breasts.

Breastfeeding then regained some popularity during the late sixties through the seventies. Are the people born during those times, specifically those born to more liberal flower children or hippies, less obsessed?

For myself, I was breastfed for a few months and then transferred to bottle.

I’m a bi female, and I love breasts. They are just…hmmm. There are other parts of the female body that I am attracted to, like the face, eyes, ect. Things that to me show something of expressiveness and personality. But there are other parts that have much more to due with pure sexual attractiveness, like breasts, swell of hips, ass, curves of leg, shapeliness of arms.
put it all together and I’m sitting in the corner worshipping from afar. I’m hopeless.

Linky for history of breastfeeding… http://www.kellymom.com/writings/bf-history.html

I’ve had men tell me they like breasts because they are fun to play with, because they’re soft and pliable (I asked this very same question many times). With this reasoning, I can see why men would like real boobs. I don’t understand the attraction to fakies. My real 38DD’s drive me insane. Why would someone pay thousands of dollars for back pain and having their chest talked too?

Because they’re soft and squishy and perky and nipples taste good and they’re just wonderful!

Personally, I’m more of a hips and thighs kinda guy, and itty bitties are absolutely awesome in my book. I just love em! Anything kinda soft is a wonderful thing.

Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to mmm, breasts.

They have a pill for that, y’know. :wink:

I dunno 'bout the rest of you ladies, but I’m not showing my lovely 36 Cs to anyone who isn’t properly and immediately available to take advantage of them. <it’s been a long, celibate year. sigh>

I don’t think I’ll get in trouble for this. Everybody is fully clothed and all…

Anyway, there’s even a site dedicated to just that, blasphmer. And it’s not just women…men have toes too!

I don’t know why this male is so attracted to breasts, and especially to large ones. It’s either hardwired or something I learned but don’t remember learning.

And I don’t especially LIKE being so attracted to them. I don’t like having such a strong emotional pull distracting me - I’m not going to play with any of the fantastically appealing breasts I see, and I really don’t want to offend some poor lady who may already get more stares than she wants. I think I do a pretty good job of talking to the eyes and face of somebody with great breasts, but you know what? I’d rather it wasn’t even an issue.

I guess what I’d enjoy most of all would be if everybody that had big beautiful breasts wanted me to play with them, and there wasn’t any reason I shouldn’t. But given that that’s not going to happen, I wish this appreciation I have was something I could just be rid of.

Ahhhh…What about the Camel Toe. Camel toes can be kind of cool…NOT big gaping nasty ones of course. That was the big thing in 9th grade in the late 70s when girls started wearing skin tight designer jeans. Nothing gets a 15 year old horndog all tingly like seeing tight jeans riding up a hot girls crotch. :smiley:

I’m a vagina man too. Ain’t nothin’ fine-a then a tasty vagina! Haha.

Jon

Breasts are nice; a smile on a woman’s face is nicer, though.

I’ll never hear the Aunt Jemima jingle with a clean mind again :frowning:

“Nothing can be fina than the taste of Aunt Jemima in the mor-ning.”

you speak of paradise.

blasphemer:

Actually, it isn’t the “camel toe”, it’s the V that does it.

I might like breasts, I don’t know. They kind of get lost in there between the face and the nice little V shape.

The late, great, Terry-Thomas:

“This American facination with bosoms! I’ll wager you anything you like, if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight!”