What is it with men and breasts?

You must love cats then.

Ok, I’d like to clarify my “I think the reason there aren’t a lot of self-declared “Vagina men” is because the female genitalia aren’t readily visible with clothes on. Kind of an “Out of sight, out of mind” thing, I think. Breasts, on the other hand, stick out…can’t miss 'em!” comment.

I do not mean to imply that there aren’t any men/women attracted to “camel toes” and other such clothing-related phenomena, it’s just that the breast “fixation” is more widespread because they are plainly more visible.

So are elbows but you don’t generally find very many “elbow men”.

I could have gone my entire life without thinking about Aunt Jemima’s vagina.

I can be there in a day.

I know exactly how you feel, I’m the same way :p. A fine pair of breasts will keep me wanting to see more, it’s very distracting.

I like the way they look under a tight t-shirt.
I like the way they feel when I lay my head on them after making love to my wife.
I like they way they curve and swell. I like women with curves.
I like the mystery that is the valley of a woman’s cleavage. So damn seductive.

Hell, man, they’re part of what makes a woman a womam - what’s not to like?

Err, the V is the vagina which is the camel toe. I didn’t mean the breast cleavage. But there is another point to the discussion: For years low cut shirts have offered a glimmer of view of da boobies and lately the new lowcut, tight pants craze has offered us some sweet lady asscrack or at least more definition of the curves. So being a breast or assman means you get a little voyeristic peekaboo from time to time. Cameltoe men get really nothing of the sort.

Heyyy Michigan’s right next door to the ohio river and i’ve been celibate so long I forget what breasts look like. Care to remind me;)

…camel toes…

Now that’s an erotic term.

Not.

I’m keeping it ALL covered up from now on, just in case someone’s getting off on my camel toes.

AKA Moose Lip, an equally erotic term

blasphemer:

Umm, not as I meant it. And I certainly didn’t mean the breast cleavage either. I’m talking about the V shape. Not “camel toe”. The v shape that females but not males get in the crotch of the pants. Ideally surrounded by swell of hip with abdomen above and legs below, but the v in the center is the center of attention. “Camel toe” is more of a w than a v and you only see that when the pants are painfully tight (and I dont’ find that sexy).

I doubt you’re the only one you know they drive insane! :smiley:

Oh I get you now. Yeah that’s a beautiful thing.

WOW! You have more than one camel toe? :eek:

Jon

Hah! You will NEVER KNOW because from now on I’m keeping it/them under wraps!:wink: