You might know what a tenner is, but whats a monkey, and an Archer ?, Lady Godiva ?
Well I’m English, but I have no idea on any of those. Nor what a ‘pony’ is.
I came in there thinking this was about that leg hair removal gunk they used to advertise.
Oh well, pip pip cherrio G’uvna.
Would it be bad form to stress that no English person on earth has ever ever said “pip pip”, ever?
“Cheerio” is occasionally said, but it’s quite rare.
Cheerio!
Lady Godiva = fiver, yes? (Godiva…fiva…)
A “monkey” is five hundred, right?
Except good old Lionel Bart
Yup so far so good, just the Archer to go, plus maybe how the term came into existance.
an archer is 2 grand innit? named after the amount he paid that hooker to keep schtum.
pony is twenty quid jjimm
“put a pony in your pocket, i’ll fetch the suitcase from the van…” 
an easy one for you this - whats an ayrton?
Aryton Senna = Tenner.
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