What is nastier than . . .

. . . store bought salsa?

Expired store-bought salsa?

Expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours covered in bugs?

Expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours covered in bugs and floating in a bucket of vomit.

Someone eating expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours covered in bugs and floating in a bucket of vomit.

A good friend’s homemade salsa.

Really, it’s horrible. And nobody has the heart to tell her, so we all just eat it and say nothing.

Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours covered in bugs and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick.

Someone dippig their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to make.

Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to vomit.

The generic store bought salsa?

Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to vomit, and smacking their lips the whole time.

Taco Bell salsa.

Why does anyone buy this stuff? Why? I like going to Taco Hell, but I’m not paying store prices for their salsa, dammit. I know it’s bad.

Ewwww. You win!

Nah, just store bought salsa from Seattle or one of those other crazy states.

or New York City.

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NEW YORK CITY!!![/SIZE]

in hushed voice get the rope…

Just a quick question here, speaking hypothetically, if you were served homemade salsa made in A New York city, would that still be as offensive?

Not saying I’ve made salsa. Nope. Not saying nothing like that. (whistles)

Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to vomit, and smacking their lips the whole time–in a Taco Bell in New York City.

Fifteen miles away from New Jersey.