What is nastier than . . .

Spaghetti in a can.

You can bet your ass I only did it once. Nothing quite like the taste of moldy tomatoes.

Someone dipping their shit-on-a-stick into the expired store-bought salsa sitting out in the sun for hours, covered in bugs, and floating in a bucket of vomit, then eating said shit-on-a-stick and thinking it’s delicious–just like Mom used to vomit, and smacking their lips the whole time–in New Jersey, having gotten it from a Taco Bell in New York City.

[sub]For the record, I’m a Jerseyan and damned proud of it.[/sub]

Paris Hilton.

I think I just threw up a little bit in My throat.

Could’ve been reflux from the shitty salsa.