What is obvious in your profession that others may not know?

Most people don’t understand that there are two very different kinds of computer models.

(While I used to be a bicycle mechanic and a bicycle journalist, I’m now a mechanical engineer specializing in finite element analysis (FEA). FEA is basically using a computer to model physical stresses and strains. I tell my parents that I make sure the wings don’t fall off the airplanes, and that’s pretty accurate).

Social scientists often say things like “we’ve created a computer model of the phenomenon and our model predicts X.” At it’s weakest, this means “we did a little curve-fitting!” More often, social science computer models have more rigor than that, but they’re still largely probabilistic. Those models might be right, but in most cases all we know is that they more or less fit the data we have so far. They also make falsifiable predictions; evaluating those predictions is where the science happens.

The models I make are overwhelmingly deterministic—that is, if I get all of the inputs right (within a certain precision), I will get the right answer (within a certain precision). Put another way, the result I get is always the right answer for the inputs I provided. If my model accurately predicts that your beam will bend by theta degrees under force A, it’s also going to accurately predict the bending displacement when the force is A/2 and when it’s A/pi.

Some people dismiss deterministic simulations without realizing this, saying that “it’s just a simulation.” That applies more to probabilistic/stochastic models more than to deterministic ones. Sometimes, “It’s just a simulation” is tantamount to “I think Hooke’s law is about as valid as alchemy”—and that’s an extraordinary claim.

Of course, “I don’t buy the results of your deterministic simulation” can be a totally valid thing to say—or even the only valid thing to say—but to make this a credible objection, you need to either point out an invalid assumption in the model or you need to invalidate the model (prove that one or more assumptions are invalid) by experiment.

Statistician George Box famously observed that “All models are wrong; some models are useful.” That’s worth remembering for everyone including those who, like myself, build deterministic models. But in my field, it would be more accurate to say “all models are incomplete; some models are complete enough to be useful.”

Now, there are probabilistic aspects to my modeling and deterministic aspects to statistical modeling; the lines definitely get (Gaussian) blurred. Most people in these fields are well aware of the distinctions, naturally. But they often get ignored in the popular press and thus in the popular understanding of these models.

From my time in public relations, I’d say that’s actually true of most trade publications in every line of business. If they start favoring one advertiser, other advertisers would cut back, and it would be a net loss for the magazine.

When I represented big advertisers, I found that all their spending got was access. An editor would return their calls, but there was absolutely no way to tell whether what happened next would be positive, neutral, or negative.

We’re totally on the same page! I agree that advertising buys a little more access to editors but not actually improved reviews. It can even create an incentive to be harder on advertisers in order to avoid even the appearance of bias.

There’s a perception among bike enthusiasts that X magazine is on the take from manufacturer Y. This allows one to be “in the know” and savvy, which is probably a lot more appealing than the alternative: the reviewer’s honest opinion differs from the reader’s opinion. If one believes the reviewer is “on the take,” then the whole review can be dismissed out of hand. In that case, it ceases to be a threat to the gimlet-eyed reader’s prior belief—never mind that reasonable people can disagree on which pedal works best.

Gunshot wound patients have their own version of “just riding along”. It goes “I was just standing on the corner minding my own business, when…”.

Ha! And in both cases, some subset of the people who make the JRA/JMMOB claim are telling the truth.

(A friend of mind had his fork snap while he was just riding along. I saw it happen. That fork was recalled weeks later because it could snap without warning).

There is always the related saying “I was only holding it for a friend…”

I’ve highlighted the problem. Virtually nobody who can do it well is attractive, the people who have it down cold are all grizzled old road dogs.