Man, that stinks!
So it’s a gorgeous day in Chapel Hill, and I’m hanging out at Weaver Street Market doing some homework. Got my large mocha and a chocolate chip cookie, the sun is shining, life is good–it just doesn’t get any better than this. Until a stench hits my nose. :eek: A noxious musky odor polluting my airspace. Why would anyone want to smell like roadkill? Have you lost your sense of smell? Don’t your friends tell you you stink? There are zillions of stores around here that sell perfumes that actually smell good. Go to Dillard’s or Nordstrom, or even Target, and get something that won’t make you smell like a dog’s rear end. I don’t even know where you can buy this crap. Maybe it’s left over from the 70s. Even Avon perfume smells better than that!
People who wear nasty musky perfume should never be allowed to go out in public! If you want to smell like a rotting skunk, that’s your choice, but stay away from other people!
[PSA]If you have a friend that smells like a musk-ox, please, do everyone a favor and tell them they reek. Thanks![/PSA]
