What is that ungodly scraping noise?

It sounds like someone horribly squeaking on a tuba while sitting on a chair that’s being dragged across a chalkboard.

Hey Hey Hey

Maybe it’s someone horribly squeaking on a tuba while sitting on a chair that’s being dragged across a chalkboard.

Is it a black chalkboard, or a green chalkboard?

Are you sure it sounds like a tuba, or are you really thinking Sousaphone here?

It’s me. Sorry.

!!!

(Your reputation is safe for now, tubagirl.)

No, come to think of it, it’s a trumpet. Being played by a midget with a cleft palate. While country line dancing in golf spikes on a black chalkboard.

Goodness friedo, is this the way you live?

Soft spikes, or hard spikes? Hard spikes are outlawed on most courses now.

And it’s little person, thank you very much.

Hard spikes. Very hard spikes.

C’mon, you think a cleft palated midget is up to date on golf course regulations? He probably escaped from the circus caravan only days ago.

Is this him?
http://www.watervalley.net/users/jth/midget/default.html