What Is The Best Thread Title You've Ever Seen?

In My Humble Opinion
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Regardless of actual content of the thread itself, what is the best SDMB thread title you have ever seen?

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Possibly the classic I try to become Gay for Science. (Warning, long, Gay)

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I was actually inspired by this thread.

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I can’t remember the exact wording but the one similar to “OMG A Black Conservative Endorses Obama” (or something to that effect) made me laugh out loud. I think the title was changed by a mod, however, what with it seeming to reference a doper by name (even though it was also an accurate reference to the content of the post).

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I was rather proud of this one.

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Like a runny nose, can’t pick one.

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Thank you for showing me this one! :smiley: (I wasn’t here back then.)

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I will toot my own horn: How Big Are A Blue Whale’s Schlong And Nuts?

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My all-time favourite GQ title went something like:

Food colouring … and how to get it off … a three-year-old

You could feel the :smack: through the computer screen.

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Been through Manhattan On a Dog with No Nose . . ."

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http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=578481&highlight=tumnus

I keep kosher, can I eat Mr Tumnus?

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I had to revive this thread because of Bricker, who just posted Poodle Swollen Vulva.