You mean, “cut the cheese.” 
W. C. Fields had a pretty low opinion of pineapple juice.
“Somebody put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!”
I thought we were done with the semen tasting stuff. I say whoever wants it can make a thread and title it so we know what it is going in.
Wait, I’ve been skimming, what’s going in who?
Apparently people are having sex with pineapples. Which I think they are pulling my leg on because surely watermelon is the fruit of choice.
Speaking of pineapples, people who put them on pizza… I can’t believe they actually like that… it boggles the mind.
It’s just that it wasn’t the booze he usually passed off as “pineapple juice”.
Ham and pineapple pizza is good stuff. I’ve been on a kick with it lately.
I can usually appreciate why other people like a novel even when I hate it but, for the life of me, I do not understand why anyone thinks the The Great Gatsby is good.
I even tried watching the movie to see if it could shed any additional light but…nope.
Not to hijack the thread, but – how do you feel about other sweet-and-savory stuff? Chicken slathered in a honey barbecue sauce? Salted caramel? Maple-glazed bacon? Prosciutto-wrapped melon? Chocolate-covered popcorn? Peanut butter and jelly?
(Snack mix, built around pretzel sticks and M&Ms?)
Well, not the whole world. “Starbucks have reportedly accumulated losses of at least $143 million since they opened here 14 years ago” "It also didn’t help Starbucks’ case that most Australians can see through their sugar-laden excuse for coffee. "
FWIW, I thought the same way when I was psychotic. Or I was psychotic when I thought the same way. Or…
Anyway, (for a friend of mine) Tomatoes. He was intrigued to see me eating voluntarily eating tomatoes. Growing up, he’d sort of believed that pretending to like tomatoes were an adult plot to get you to eat vegetables.
Oreos
The cookies look like chocolate, but taste like brown.
I just don’t get all the love…
I vote for religion as the biggest, longest running joke. I mean once you learn there is more than one religion, why keep at it?
(Cause if there is more than one religion, then there is more than one supreme being, so how do you know which supreme being is the supreme being, and if there is more than one supreme being, then which one is the supremest?)
A number of burger chains (Hardees/Carl’s Jr./Dairy Queen/Wendy’s) do not even list “hamburger” on their menu. Their standard burger is a cheeseburger. They will make you a hamburger if you ask, but you will still pay for that cheese.
I think there are certain things that, nine out of ten times, people become fans of in order to take on an identity or show that they are part of a certain subculture. Musically, the Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan are very good examples of that. Bob Marley, too.
Nope. There really are two names for that particular condiment, but the reasons are lost in the mists of time. You must have missed the answer from the master:
Ham, pineapple and green olive. The saltiness and sweetness is good eatin’
Heck, my 17 year old went on an hour long walk with me around the neighborhood while we looked for Pokemon. And, last Sunday after breakfast, we all drove around town, stopping at various locations to restock Pokeballs or catch critters.
Part of the benefit is that Pokemon Go doesn’t work well in the background so, if you’re walking and looking for Pokemon, you can’t be on Facebook or Twitter or anything else. And it doesn’t take any special attention to monitor your phone (it’ll buzz/vibrate if something appears) so people are sort of forced to actually talk to one another as they play.
Flip-Flops
Yeah sandals are great, comfort is good. But there is nooooooo way anybody can actually stand having some nasty post or strap stuck between their toes. There is some Truman show crap going on where people are issued these torturous things just the corner from wherever I am then they grit their teeth to walk in front of me before going around another corner to throw them away to put on human shoes.
Shoes? I know that in theory, shoes are to indicate that you are so rich that you don’t have to walk, but really? Why are the rest of you torturing your feet with shoes? Is it just because of the signs that say “No shirt,no shoes, no service” ??
Sigh. I grew up in a gentler, more tolerant time, when we could go barefoot to school without exciting comment.
That was sorta my point.