Proofreading is not one of my finer skills! :smack:
Yes. Yes it is.
Some more:
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks and them and goes,
“What is this, a joke?”
Two idiots are standing on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other,
“Hey, how do I get to the other side?” The other one shouts back,
“You moron, you ARE on the other side!”
How does an elephant camouflage itself in a strawberry patch?
It paints its balls red.
How was Tarzan killed?
Picking strawberries.
A man walks into a movie theater and a few rows in front of him there is a woman and her dog. As the movie wore on, he noticed that the dog seemed to be watching the show intently. During the sad scenes, he could hear the dog whimpering. During the action scenes, the dog was standing on the seat with his paws on the back of the seat in front of him. He even swore he heard the dog chuckling at the funny lines. And at the end of the movie, the dog again stood on his seat and barked his approval.
The man could stand it no longer, he had to talk to the woman with the dog. “Excuse me”, he said, “I just wanted to let you know that I could not believe how much your dog enjoyed the movie.”
“Me either” said the woman, “he hated the book.”
pssst… see post #4…
Why’d the third monkey fall out of the tree?
It was handcuffed to the first monkey.
Preview then submit!
Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
Q: How many elephants can fit in a volkswagon?
A: Four. Two in front, two in back.
Q: How can you tell if you’ve got an elephant in your refridgerator?
A: There’s footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refridgerator?
A: You can hear them talking.
Q: How can you tell if there are three elephants in your refridgerator?
A: The door won’t close.
Q: How can you tell if there’s four elephants in your refridgerator?
A: There’s an empty volkswagon outside.
Q: How can you tell if somebody can’t spell refrigerator?
A: They’re posting elephant jokes.
Nonoffensive?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana”?
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Interrupting Clam
Interrupting Clam who?
Hmmm, maybe needs a little more work.
Q: What do you have if you’re holding two little green balls in your hand?
A: Kermit’s undivided attention.
A duck walks into a store. “Got any duck food?”
“Sorry, no,” says the proprietor.
Duck leaves.
He comes back the next day. “Got any duck food?”
Proprietor is slightly annoyed. “I told you yesterday: no.”
Duck leaves.
Comes back the next day. “Got any duck food?”
“No! And if you ask me one more time I’m gonna nail your feet to the counter!”
Duck considers. “Got any nails?”
“No.”
“Got any duck food?”
(yeah, it’s a dumb joke but it never fails to make me laugh) 
One of my two all-time favorite jokes:
Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white, and smooth, they’d be aspirin.
My very favorite joke requires interaction: Ask me if I’m a duck.
Are you a duck?
So, Max you a duck?
What’s blackandwhiteandgreenandwhiteandblack and smells terrible?
Two skunks fighting over a pickle
Haha yes I love jokes like these.
I’ll tell my groan inducing old standby:
Three tomatoes are crossing the street. Mom, Dad, and baby tomato. They are in a hurry to get somewhere. The baby tomato starts to lag behind. The dad tomato goes back to the baby tomato, smushes him and says, “Catch up!”
Well, are you a duck?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak. Now you say “Control freak who?”
Another fun joke is not really a knock-knock joke
Person 1: “Do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?”
Person 2: “Yeah, sure.”
Person 1: “Okay you start.”
Person 2: “Knock, knock!”
Person 1: “Who’s there?”
Person 2: “Ahh, crap…”
No