Oh damn I found it. I can’t believe I never looked for it before.
That’s the one I thought of, too. No matter how many times I read, “I went through life thinking that “Goodness gracious great balls of HEY LAAAAAAADY!” came from the same person” I start laughing till I cry. No offense, LNO. 
This thread by Payton’s Servant induced both hysterical laughter and extreme paranoia. I shall never forget it!
Well Baker, I found the prehensile rectum thread for ya. I must say this was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. I was near the point of hysteria as I was reading :). Just the mental image of ‘there was a nearly dime sized spatter of shit on the ceiling’ had me gasping for breath.
Billy Rubin did have a good point later on too. How exactly do you get shit in front of you?
You are most welcome.
Hey, what’s that on your shoulder?
D&R
Thank you cletus, for finding that thread!
Oh come on! KFC crispy strips aren’t THAT good. However, they’re worth it just for this funny ass post. I personally prefer Arby’s to KFC but I guess to each their own. :shrug:
P.S. No problem Baker :D.