Please recommend me (SDMP) posts that you find extremely witty .
Who would you nominate for the title “The wittiest poster on SDMP” ?
I thought lieu had already been granted permanent ownership of the title?
Can’t think of any specific posts, the real coffee-through-the-nose ones come sorta random. And are very situational. Even someone you might think of as stodgy & serious has a good day sometimes and the next thing you know: coffee, nose.
**Scylla’s ** Horror of Blimps was sheer genius.
Here is a thread that might let you judge individual threads.
The classic If the Lord of the Rings had been Written by someone else
Tool for extracting a broken light bulb?
Jim
Time to go through the usual routine:
- Open thread
- Cntl-F
- Type “Smeghead”
- Feel mild disappointment
- Express same with mild swearing
- Close thread
I’d vote for Vinyl Turnip.
Ditto.
My vote goes to Cervaise.
There was a thread a couple of weeks ago that quickly degenerated into oral sex jokes, and after a poster expresses surprise that you could get oral sex for a buck, someone unleashed this zinger:
Someone will remember whose that was. Classic.
So far so good ,thanks 
Around here what passes for whit is puns. To me ,The Pit is the true test of a wordsmith. Posting that someone is an ‘asshole’ is as lame as the Internet can get, but a few have that rare gift of burning insults that echo through the ages. I wish I could remember a few notable ones from days gone by, but a desire to see a poster get, ‘anally raped by a dozen syphilitic Haitian boat monkeys’ just sorta sticks with you.
Around here what passes for wit is puns. To me ,The Pit is the true test of a wordsmith. Posting that someone is an ‘asshole’ is as lame as the Internet can get, but a few have that rare gift of burning insults that echo through the ages. I wish I could remember a few notable ones from days gone by, but a desire to see a poster get, ‘anally raped by a dozen syphilitic Haitian boat monkeys’ just sorta sticks with you.
I second this. He’s witty without being a tool about it.
Seconded. I’ve probably cracked up at more of his posts than anyone elses.
In a thread about little Lakshmi, the girl with four legs and four arms, Cal Meacham said something like, “Well, we know she’s forewarned.” 
elucidator (got ilk?)
The “Funniest Things You’ve Heard Said During Sex” is still my favorite thread ever. It’s generally PG-13 rated, and just laugh-out-loud hilarious.
So is Bear_Nenno’s “Bear_Napples Wedding” thread, about his trashy country cousins’ wedding.
Search for OPs by Sampiro, Scylla, Cervaise, Sauron, or Master Wang-ka.
You are welcome.
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Have you looked at any of the recommended threads?
Is this what you were looking for?
What do you think so far?
I’ve deleted my previous message ( obviously not quick enough) :smack:
reacting to ‘you are welcome’ as a bit sarcastic
then I realized that there was probably no sarcasm
Yes I have looked on those links :
-The first one was ok
-still work on the second one ( enjoyed The rock in the box: I burning your dog. thread
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Lord of the Ring thread is a bit heavy
-The last one I read before even quoted it on another forum.
Realized that the names of the candidates don’t help much
because there are thousands of post by those guys.
Will watch them in the future.