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Realized that the names of the candidates don’t help much
because there are thousands of post by those guys.
Will watch them in the future.
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You can modify your search to look for Threads Started by (User.) That may help you narrow things down a bit.
[QUOTE=justqwerty]
I’ve deleted my previous message ( obviously not quick enough) :smack:
reacting to ‘you are welcome’ as a bit sarcastic
then I realized that there was probably no sarcasm
Yes I have looked on those links :
-The first one was ok
-still work on the second one ( enjoyed The rock in the box: I burning your dog. thread
Realized that the names of the candidates don’t help much
because there are thousands of post by those guys.
Will watch them in the future.
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So it sounds like you like the threads with crazy exchanges between posters.
The Psuedo Ruber Ruber Tuber one and the I burning your dog one.
That might help posters point you in a similar direction. I’ll probably come back with a few more tonight.
Jim
I don’t normally offer this type of online hand-job, but Cervaise rocks like The bloody Who on jet fuel.
Here’s one from Cervaise today. In my thread, Does anyone here actually sleep with the sheets tucked in at the foot of the bed?, after a discussion about the pros and cons, he answers:
[QUOTE=Sophistry and Illusion]
Someone will remember whose that was. Classic.
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If it wasn’t Robot Arm, it was in a thread where he was making some great posts. He doesn’t get enough for some of his very funny stuff, I think.
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
The “Funniest Things You’ve Heard Said During Sex” is still my favorite thread ever. It’s generally PG-13 rated, and just laugh-out-loud hilarious.
So is Bear_Nenno’s “Bear_Napples Wedding” thread, about his trashy country cousins’ wedding.
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I’m sure the Bare Nipples thread would be great if I could see the pictures. Bear_Nenno, any chance you could post them again? I’m intrigued!
If you’re looking to be entertained, try looking through how
I accidently came across this little gem and thought it was hilarious.
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I second this. He’s witty without being a tool about it.
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Thirded.
I still laugh about the post where people were complaining about the way money is handed back my cashiers and Vinyl Turnip said:
[QUOTE=Waverly]
I don’t normally offer this type of online hand-job, but Cervaise rocks like The bloody Who on jet fuel.
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Online handjob.
I like the cut of your jib, sir.
Online handjob. Online handjob. Online handjob. It’s just so perfect
Rue De Day’s childrens fables thread was insanely witty and slightly bizarre. He gets my nomination.
[QUOTE=brewha]
I’m sure the Bare Nipples thread would be great if I could see the pictures. Bear_Nenno, any chance you could post them again? I’m intrigued!
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Sadly, I have no idea where those pictures are. You can tell from the thread I had trouble uploading them to begin with. That was before I knew about imageshack and before I owned any digital camera. It seems like so long ago. I can’t believe it was only 3.5 years ago. Wow.
If I ever stumble upon that CD with the pictures on it, I will recreate that thread. Promise.
Btw, the prequel is always a good read. No pictures necessary.
Witty/humorous/funny are all subjective and as such, it’s up to you to find those posts which appeal to you.
Sometimes the unconsciously witty are more enjoyable than the deliberately so.
Vinyl Turnip came immediately to mind.
I’ll be paying more attention to Cervaise after this thread.
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
I like the cut of your jib, sir.
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Thanks. It was just a regular doctor; I’m not Jewish or anything.
I often find myself skimming through a thread, seeing something that makes me laugh, scrolling up to see who this delightful person is, and seeing the name Terrifel. So he gets my vote.
Eve (wherever did she go?) was great, too. My favorite post of hers was in a thread asking what we wore on casual days at work, and she answered, “My faux pearls.” Love her.
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
Online handjob.
I like the cut of your jib, sir.
Online handjob. Online handjob. Online handjob. It’s just so perfect
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a handjob is still a job
**Eve **had the famous Gotcha Ya? which always cracks me up.
**rigs **is right, though. I like one liners, so naturally I like Cervaise, who’s the master at it. I like stories and such but not as much - my favorite kind of wit is fast and furious (what my SO has!)
Another from **Cervaise **- from memory.
A Doper: (story about the doctor’s scale being broken, and registering him as HUGELY overweight :eek:)
Some Doper: How tall are you?
First Doper: 5’11" in the morning.
Cervaise: In the morning? What’s the woody got to do with it?
Cracks me up, he does.
Thread: “Where did blacksmiths of yore get new iron?”
the horror…the horror…