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Who would you nominate for the title “The wittiest poster on SDMP” ?
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Depends. Whatthefuck is the SDMP?
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
A Doper: (story about the doctor’s scale being broken, and registering him as HUGELY overweight :eek:)
Some Doper: How tall are you?
First Doper: 5’11" in the morning.
Cervaise: In the morning? What’s the woody got to do with it?
Cracks me up, he does.
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Amazingly close to the true story.
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
Depends. Whatthefuck is the SDMP?
Amazingly close to the true story.
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I didn’t want to include your name, dear.
I must say, though PUNS are not worthy of being the highest humor!
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I didn’t want to include your name, dear.
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:o
No offense taken, honest! Truth is, I was reading along, reading along, and got all the way to the punch line before I realized that I knew that story a little too well!
How NurseCarmen’s post in this thread (The apartment renter’s greed is killing me) was overlooked by having no one reply to it should be a crime. (See post #45)
[QUOTE=Bearflag70]
Thread: “Where did blacksmiths of yore get new iron?”
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Ah yes. In similar vein, a Great Debate that had wandered off into a discussion of the historicity of the Book of Daniel, and whether references to Darius the Mede should have been Cyrus the Persian (or vice versâ), produced this gem:
“One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian”.
[QUOTE=InLucemEdita]
I’ll be paying more attention to Cervaise after this thread.
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I make no promises.
No pressure, now. Nope.
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
I make no promises.
No pressure, now. Nope.
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pokes Cervaise
Say something funny, yo.
I’ll forever hold Sampiro as dear to my heart, just for the epic thread about his mother and sister.
I guess we differ, because I think Vinyl Turnip is a riot AND a tool. That is what I like about him/her.
Oh, I like Cervaise and 'luci and others of their ilk but sometimes the best ones just come along by surprise from unexpected sources. Personally, it always makes my day when something I didn’t even think too hard about makes someone snort beverages out their nose.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
pokes Cervaise
Say something funny, yo.
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This little bit of imaginary dialogue posted by **Cervaise ** in one of the recent “Yet another anti-gay Republican gets outed” threads made me laugh until I hurt.
[QUOTE=Sophistry and Illusion]
This little bit of imaginary dialogue posted by **Cervaise ** in one of the recent “Yet another anti-gay Republican gets outed” threads made me laugh until I hurt.
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thank you, i have now snorted my rootbeer and it burns.