The wittiest posts

Depends. Whatthefuck is the SDMP?

Amazingly close to the true story.

I didn’t want to include your name, dear.

I must say, though PUNS are not worthy of being the highest humor!

:o

No offense taken, honest! Truth is, I was reading along, reading along, and got all the way to the punch line before I realized that I knew that story a little too well!

How NurseCarmen’s post in this thread (The apartment renter’s greed is killing me) was overlooked by having no one reply to it should be a crime. (See post #45)

Ah yes. In similar vein, a Great Debate that had wandered off into a discussion of the historicity of the Book of Daniel, and whether references to Darius the Mede should have been Cyrus the Persian (or vice versâ), produced this gem:

“One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian”.

I make no promises.
No pressure, now. Nope.

pokes Cervaise

Say something funny, yo.

I’ll forever hold Sampiro as dear to my heart, just for the epic thread about his mother and sister.

I guess we differ, because I think Vinyl Turnip is a riot AND a tool. That is what I like about him/her.

Oh, I like Cervaise and 'luci and others of their ilk but sometimes the best ones just come along by surprise from unexpected sources. Personally, it always makes my day when something I didn’t even think too hard about makes someone snort beverages out their nose.

This little bit of imaginary dialogue posted by **Cervaise ** in one of the recent “Yet another anti-gay Republican gets outed” threads made me laugh until I hurt.

thank you, i have now snorted my rootbeer and it burns.