The monkey butler thread gives the most laughs for the fewest posts.
My favorite, I just hope no one posted it while I took the time to re-read it.
Go to Post 50 in this thread.
In fact, do a search on Master Wang-ka. You won’t be sorry.
Oh, there’s this one too.
Speaking of spiders, I think this one may be my favorite. lieu’s posts here crack me up every single time.
Long, long ago, I bookmarked this one…Guy Stuff. Warning: absurdly long thread. Don’t think they allow 'em this size anymore, but back when the Net was young and we had only about 20,000 members, here it was.
Michael Moore’s surprising publicity grab–I mean acceptance speech–at last year’s Oscars spawned
dozens of imitations.
Then there was this thread, the Thread.
I can’t find the links, but both were from Wildest Bill. The first is the source of the often quoted “Gotcha ya!” and the second is when he was in a low speed chase with the police and didn’t realize it. Man, it’s been years and just thinking of that thread cracks me up.
That’s exactly the one I thought of first. Thanks for the chance to reminice.
Yes, that one is my favorite too. Also the Emporer of the World, and few whose titles I can’t remember, but one was about the poster trying to warn a man about a fire at the gas pumps, and the man, not understanding him, thought he was trying to steal the fire suppressor. The other (these might have been by the same poster) was about the poster’s horribly dangerous apartment, including a live wire or something sticking out of a light switch and the revenge wrought upon the landlord by the young tenants, by hording garbage in said apartment (the landlord refused to fix the dangers in the aprt.).
Master Wang-Ka told a story in one thread about his, er, unorthodox method of getting rid of some pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses. I don’t want to spoil the story for those who haven’t read it, but at the same time, I can’t find the thread. If anyone knows what I’m talking about and has a more thorough recollection than I, please contribute a link to the cause. That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long, long time.
The rest of the thread isn’t especially funny, but the OP in this thread always cracks me up.
I can’t remember who posted the thread, maybe lieu, but I think it was titled “I Shit On My Father-In-Law” Fun with plumbing. I nearly crapped MYSELF!
The one that gets me every time is Homer’s three mushrooms incident
Oh, that’s good stuff!
I have a never-ending fondness for Halvsie, the two-legged dog.
I presume this is it: Jehova’s Witnesses. The Master’s contribution is post 31.
Actually, that seems to be a reprint. The original thread is here: Door-To-Door Salesmen. Post 18.
Eve my dear, your taste, as usual, is impeccable!
Exactly what I was going to post. I cannot read the Halvsie thread without laughing so hard that I cry.
Dude, you have to search for the saga of Bubba’s Russian Mail Order Bride. It’s kind of funny sad though.
Also, Scyllas Evil Nazi Hedgehogs. There’s one post in there about a hedgehog that was barrelling at one Doper like it was riding up San Juan Hill or maybe Guadalcanal.
I couldnt find it in a search , but the funniest OP and first response was something along the order of:
The ones linked here are all great. I just want to do a somewhat shameless self-promotion (although I am far from the only person to post in the linked thread below) and nominate this one as the funniest thread I have ever posted to:
Here it is: Band name, jump the shark, and other moronic cliches…three pages worth.