Highlights include:
-Give us back Han Solo.
-What Han Solo?
-Chewie, rip his arms off.
-Oh, you mean that Han Solo.
Leia: What about the R.O.U.S.
Luke: Rancor of unusual size? I don’t believe it exists
Han: My blaster, your brains, and Chewie’s strength against sixty stormtroopers and you think a little teddy bear with a stick’s going to make me happy? Hmm? I mean, if we only had a scout walker or something …
Admiral Ackbar: Rebewwion. Rebewwion is what bwings us to attack today. That bwessed wesistance to opwession, that dweam of fweedom …
In that last link, LNO sez:
But I’ve never been able to find that Scylla thread. 
Hee! Awesome!
I Just Got 6 Tickets AT ONCE by seven COPS. SHEESH
It’s the unfolding of what really happened that cracked me up.
I can’t seem to dig it up at the moment, but Rickjay’s description of his own funeral is about the funniest thing I’ve read since I’ve been here. It’s burned in my head for some reason.
How to kill evil Nazi groundhogs is the thread that lured me to the boards after years reading only the columns. That gives it special significance among all the funny threads I have read here.
That’s in the Gotcha Ya! thread. It is very funny, but got overlooked in the hilarity of gotcha ya!
My first time started with a bang but ran out of steam, as I guess it always does.
:smack:
That’s right. I’ve had a rough morning, time for a re-read. 
“that crazy bastard” <chuckle>
Tales of the Sweaty, Feculent Herd by Dante is a top recent pick for me.
I a always got a kick out of the bean beaf and cheese burrito thread
(needs to be read to the end)
Mark Down. Check out post fifteen especially.
nonpolar’s finest moment: Where are all the women?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249524 it’s about feeding fish semen and it was the funniest GQ i ever read
Browsing some of these funny threads, I was struck by how many of the funny people ended up banned. Some of them after a long time posting.
Did we not sufficiently appreciate them during their lifetime?
Well, a lot of them were batshit insane, thus both funny and likely to overstep the mark and be banned.
Never saw that one…I can’t even finish reading the first sentence without busting up.