You forgot the Abstract Art. How could you? Don’t you remembered how cool it was to be attacked by abstract art?
hangs head in shame That was incredibly cool…
… Then there’s Captain Strong, the corrupt police chief…
Attack Slug, Rowdy Mouse, Cranky Lady, Insane Cultist, Urban Zombie, No Good Fly, Mole Playing Rough, Mini Barf, Worthless Protoplasm, Violent Roach, Cute Li’l UFO, Criminal Caterpiller, Extra Cranky Lady, Dali’s Clock, Scalding Coffee Cup, Tough Guy, Overzealous Cop, Pitbull Slug, French Kiss of Death, Carefree Bomb, Bionic Kraken, Demonic Petunia… to name a few 
There are lots more where that came from…
Og, I love Earthbound. contented sigh I’m going to go play it again now!
I am pretty sure they didn’t definitively answer the questions at any point in the game, nor in Chrono Cross (which paled besides the glory of its progenitor).
Sinsistar.
Oh, wait, he was terrifying.
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Hmmmm. I’ve been looking for a new username.
I thought Kefka in FF3/6 was too foppish to be taken seriously.
I was always a fan of Mike Tyson’s Super Punch Out and that game was chock full of crazy enemies. My favorite being Bald Bull.
And if you think Kefka’s foppish, then clearly you haven’t played FF9 and met Kuja, who not only has Sephiroth’s pretty boy looks and Kefka’s fashion sense, but wears a thong, too! :eek:
If you’re counting webgames, there was a very fun bit of pro-Kerry propaganda around before the election, which included a giant George H. Bush and Barbara, uh, copulating and producing armies of children to fight you.
I always had a soft spot for some of the sillier Final Fantasy villains – like that octopus from FF6 (FF3 in English). And Palmer, of course (I think he’s slapping his butt to say, “Come and get it!” – frankly, in his case, that manouvre should render the whole party blind).
:smack: me again – that last matt_mcl post is mine, not my roommate’s.
…spend one week at a house where I’m the only one who’s browsing the SDMB, and look what happens…
Kuja was a guy?!? :eek:
You’re right, dotchan. I only played FF9 up to meeting Kuja, and forgot what he looked like. I think I blocked out the thong, too.
But if you want nothing but funny enemies, get thee to the import shop and pick up any old Parodius game. I don’t know what’s weirder, the catship or the bald eagle wearing the Uncle Sam hat.
Fight Night (C64 game, not sure if it was on other platforms): your first opponent was a nerd, not unlike Red Green’s nephew Harold in boxing trunks.
Ultros was a fun villian.
Wasn’t parmer
eventually hit by a truck as he was running away?
The first thing that springs to mind is the dancing and tank-driving alsations on Medal of Honour Underground for the PS1
You don’t think referring to him as ‘him’ is a definitive answer?