What is the greatest date place in the world?

Although details are fine. Mine has details, I’m just not sure I can articulate them.

Or even if I know for sure what they are, specifically.

The local tanning salon, it has a room with 2 beds. Always fun.

Shield’s Date farm is a fun place. The date shakes are delicious!

Devil’s Lake in Baraboo was at the top of my list, but it takes a special kind of girl to fully appreciate it. Just don’t stop at a bar on the river in Portage on your way home. That place will freak you out and act as saltpeter for a week.

Oh, not “at” this place. That would be highly inappropriate. This would be the warm-up location.