I can’t say for sure, but most likely it was about traffic or traffic signals.
You know, I used to have this problem a lot, people mumbling and I’d always have to ask them to speak up and repeat what they said. Then I got my hearing checked. Turns out it wasn’t them, it was me! Just sayin’…
Ow, my back.
Ow, my feet.
Ow, my knees.
Oh, more cat puke to clean up. And there’s probably a cat turd around here.
The S.O.B. that cut me off in traffic this morning.
Having to get up at 5 am!
I was told to call the waambulance.
For your viewing pleasure, a picture of a waambulance…
Work and their idiocity
Slow drivers in the left lane.
The heat.
Do you mean who I most recently berated in my head? Someone who is supposed to be off a project but keeps being involved in it anyway.
Yes. And the really stupid part was we are in almost the middle of nowhere, at 9 AM, and there was NO ONE behind me as far as I could see. You couldn’t just brake slightly and pull in behind me??
As a consumer? The clerk at the grocery store was complaining about another customer and I suggested maybe he not do so when there are other customers standing there.
Guys with Vape boxes intentionally blowing huge clouds of smoke in the faces of people leaving a theater.
I was told that I should be more tolerant.
Are you my SO?
She was nearly in tears one night about how full our two freezers are. I calmed her down and explained that this is a good thing. We can just not buy stuff for a while and live off of the venison, beef, turkey, raviolis, lamb, veggies, soups, ice packs, etc that we have stockpiled.
Oh, and the downstairs refrigerator is overflowing with beer. *That’s *a good thing, too.
Cheer! 
The decades-old microwave in the kitchen at work finally died so yesterday the new one came in. Today it already has a spill in it that the person didn’t bother to clean up. I would say it did not stay clean for even the first 24 hours.
I am alternating between Seinfeld’s “People. They’re the worst” and “This is why we can’t have nice things”. And also, “What a fucking asshole”.
Doors on my Honda locking themselves. With the keys inside. Two days after the missus lost the spare.
Wait, do over! I want to change my answer to a more accurate:
I’m sure I have yet to complain my last.
I’d go with Harry Dean Stanton in Repo Man: “Ordinary people. I fuckin’ hate 'em.”
EVERYBODY (except me!) was driving like an asshole today. A woman nearly ran me down in a parking lot.
Yes! This exact thing. Without losing the spare but a husband with his key not in easy reach. WTF Honda?? I wanted to love my honda, but it is damned difficult with all the issues.
A proposal to rezone a single lot in my neighborhood. Rezoning that lot could open the door to rapid overbuilding and gentrification.
In case you’re curious, here’s what I’m talking about: Petition · Stop the Rezoning of 4650 Broadway · Change.org
The cable company … again
One Chap stick in CVS costing $2.15:eek:
That wouldn’t be Comcast would it?