For what it’s worth…I’m always deeply suspicious of this sort of thing, but a bit of googling gives April 85 as publication date in The Lancet; and you can find The Lancet 1985 TOC online, so you can find author and title, and from that an abstract. Not at all amusing, but it seems to be true, and here it is.
http://agris.fao.org/agris-search/search.do?recordID=US201301446709
Note that it’s a letter to the editor, so it isn’t peer reviewed.
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