The Salad Shooter. Gad, what a waste. My sister gave my mother one. My mother had asked for it. Once I saw how much cutting she had to do to get the veggies to fit into the hopper and how long it took to clean all those plastic parts, I knew it was a waste of petrochemicals. Oh, wait, easy clean. It was easy to clean because it there were no fiddly screws or clamps to worry about. With all the looseness, you had to hold the main pieces together to successfully cut hard veg like carrots. The best part? Most of the veggie parts ended up outside the bowl unless you had a vessel the size of a bathtub. It wasn’t like a gun with a bent barrel that always shot the same way, just not where you expect it. The Salad Shooter was completely random where it flung the bits. Aaaaah, memories.
I’m another one who got two of these for my cat because she is old and I worry about her jumping up and down on my small bookshelves that are the exact height of my living room window sills. Those are her favorite places to lay about and look out the windows.
They are plastic and a bit flimsy and I’ve been meaning to make actual wooden stairs for her. When I get some extra cash and can afford the wood I’ll do it.
My boobs have been feeling so *chaotic *lately.
Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Chaotic Neutral? And are both the same alignment? I can see a Chaotic Evil and a Chaotic Neutral getting along, but when one is Chaotic Good and the other is Chaotic Evil, that’s a bad thing.
Enjoy,
Steven
Bonus points if they use magnets?
We have a box set up for our cat to get up into our bed. She’s getting older and it’s not funny to see her try to jump up as she used to and fall. However, you can get a wee stepstool at Wal-Mart cheaper than those stairs.
That, my friend, is a matter of opinion.
Normally I’d laugh at this, but it really ISN’T funny to see an old dog or cat fall and yelp in pain. 
Again…
I’m going to contest this. I use it all the time on my kids, when they’re too young to blow their nose and have a cold. It draws a ton of snot out of their nose, and they sleep a heckuva lot better.
I don’t know how you could use it wrong. It’s just like blowing your nose. Squeeze it, put it up one nostril, plug the other, and release. Instant green snot.
:rolleyes:
Wow. I just went from having no opinion of you to… well, let’s just say it isn’t good.
Dude, come on.
I apologize.
I’m not making any friends here am I?
Hmm. Plug the other one, you say?
:smack:
I don’t think it came with instructions…
No.
By implying you think it’s funny to see elderly, beloved pets in pain? Gosh, no. Imagine that.
By implying you think it’s funny to see elderly, beloved pets in pain? Gosh, no. Imagine that. In fact, you make me quite sick.
Heh. Bmalion’s OK in my book!
Well, don’t you hold one nostril closed when blowing your nose? Same idea, yeah?
I’d think a guy named MrSquishy would be adept with all things mucus-related. 