The Booby Hatch
Oh, that’s disgusting.
Funny, though.
Happy to help.
In any disgusting way that I can.
Here is an example of a non-slutty keyhole shirt.
For what it’s worth, I typed “Keyhole Shirt” into google images and it came up with several that would be considered Notched by some. I personally consider a keyhole to be closed at the top.
In response to Shera’s link: Am I the only one weirded out when shirts have boobs without benefit of having a girl inside them? I think that ranks second only to mannequins with nipples to me.
Just pretend you’re about to have sex with the Invisible Girl.
Can we have some more links to cleavage please?
Sorry, but if the shirt is still on, the best I’m gonna be able to do is pretend I’m about to … oh, sorry. GQ.
Didn’t Madonna sing about this?
I thought it was Melanie, in “Brand New Key”.
Since you already “broke the wall” on GQ, I wanted to suggest that itl was perhaps the new Ford Oval 
“Proof That God Loves Us.”