…well, I pretty much said it in the title. Why on Earth do they instruct their sweatshops to sew in dick holes and then sew the fuckers shut? Are they sadists? Shouldn’t these irregulars be banished to poor countries where they wear Super Bowl Champion Buffalo Bills tshirts and the like?
Women, when you buy shorts for your man, please take the time to make sure the dick hole isn’t fake. Thank you.
Oh, and fuck, shit, piss, damn, sonofabitch, etc.
I feel your pain. I just bought 3 boxers with button fly’s but didn’t check to see that the buttons actually worked. They don’t. Good news is I can cut the buttons off and open up the fly. Fuckers
Most disturbing. I don’t ever recall buying boxers with such awful dickhole problems. But then, I usually just get the generic cotton kind.
Who uses the hole in the first place? Much easier to pull down the top a bit and flop your unit over than try to unbutton the fly on your underwear.
Well, he seems real enough to me.
Depends (not the diaper!)…If the shorts in question aren’t elastic-waisted (like this latest abomination I just got), then it’s not. True, though, that with elastic-banded shorts, it’s easy enough to do that.
But still, it’s the principal of the thing…there shouldn’t be a flap if there ain’t no gap!
Women’s boxers are often like that.
Just sayin’. Not trying to imply you bought yourself some girl boxers or anything like that.
An Arky wears panties! An Arky wears panties!
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that…)
And if it has a zipper, it’s a scary thing. Putting one’s dick through a zipper hole is about as unsettling as laying it across a railroad track.
Plus, those zipper holes are so damn small…
So that’s what it’s called - the dickhole. Now I know.
(I call my husband’s briefs his man-panties sometimes. It’s a wonder he doesn’t beat me more often. 
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Maybe not if you live in Nipples, MN. But generally men don’t wear panties.
-well, not that I know of, anyway.
I think they are sewed shut so they dont obstruct the dickfor.
Is this like a knock-knock joke? The dickfor what?
When you’re totally comfortable with your masculinity, it doesn’t bother you to be a little fabulous, every now and then.
Are you talking about underwear? If so, what sort of underwear doesn’t have an elastic waist, and what does it have instead?
The dick for fucking! HAW HAW HAW.
Thanks, I’ve been wanting to use that crappy joke for ages now! 
Ok, I’ll play along.
What’s a dickfor?
boo not waiting for the right setup
hooray beer
I didn’t think anyone would willingly play along. Anyway, how about some of that beer? 