Porfirio Gluck awoke with a start, suddenly aware of and irritated by the knowledge that once again one of his bones had been replaced by titanium.
" Decalcification of Porfirio Gluck ", by Cartooniverse
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“I’ve been living and working in the belly of the belly of the beast for a few decades now.”
From: “In the Belly of the Belly of the Beast”, by QtM
Brenda rummaged thru her fabric stash, looking for the perfect texture and color for the cat’s wedding gown.
Crazy Cat Lady, by FCM.
“Fire!”
“If sending me a money order for $500 could guarantee you long life, great health and fantastic sex, wouldn’t you be a fool not to do it?”
from
Jackmannii’s #1 Amazon bestseller, “Give Me Your Money”.
“One day your life stops being yours” is the first sentence of the book I am writing. Sounds awfully camp, but it sums up the whole story, too, so maybe I’ll keep it.
“At least Jack was home when the strange email arrived, so I had someone to talk to about it.”
- First line of “Teacher’s Debt,” the award-winning mystery novel by first-time writer CairoCarol.
“Gladys Smegnoff gazed out her sitting room window and did a double-take that under different circumstances would have been comical, as her unkempt neighbor sidled past, fingers of his right hand plaited through the matted, bloody hair on his wife’s head – but was no longer attached to her body.”
- First line of ‘Time to Move.’
(I’m going for Bulwer-Lytton fame.)
“I never thought becoming the worlds richest and happiest man would come so suddenly and so easily”
The utterly true story of the amazing events of November 2017 by wolfman.
I actually did something a bit like this for an automotive blog, a couple years ago:
"Sunrise. What a commonplace thing, unremarked by almost everybody.
Little did mankind know that it would be the last."
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi, by JoseB
I’m not planning on writing any more books, so here is the first sentence of the last one I wrote: “The conceptual basis for the acyclic models theorem that is the main topic of this book is the notion of category.”
Here is the first line of a book I am hoping Sharon Shinn would write: “Celia, the Hunti prime designate, had just turned 18, and Darien and Zoe were thinking about a suitable marriage for her, but she had other ideas.”
“I wish someone had warned me that a human body could contain so much blood.”
It was a dark and stormy night for the 1,298th night in a row.
“Well professor, how is the thing?”
“I’m glad you asked. It’s dead.”
Sidney soon tired of watching the turtles flying by as he fell through the endless void.
That reminds me that I a few years ago I entered the BL contest, with this sentence:
A giant of a man, Albert was emotionally outsized as well, for just as his fingers extending from his palm could tenderly caress even an unusually large, wriggly kitten, so could the lines of love extending from his heart like aortas wrap themselves around and give a comforting hug to even an acting-out and off-putting child.
“Being sexually attractive has disadvantages as well as advantages.”
- A Beginner’s Guide to the Bears of North America
Regards,
Shodan
“I knew she was dead even before I walked down the alley for a closer look.”
-Teenage Hookers Deserve Better, by rjk
“I grew like a weed, untended.”