Wildfire is super cheesy, it’s off the charts on the cheese-o-meter. One album I frequently recommend in this vein (that is, Music to Torture People By) is
- Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree - Dawn
- The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
- Billy, Don’t Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods
- (You’re) Having My Baby - Paul Anka
- Playground In My Mind - Clint Holmes
- Feelings - Morris Albert
- Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill
- The Candy Man - Sammy Davis, Jr.
- Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band
- Torn Between Two Lovers - Mary MacGregor
- Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
- Muskrat Love - Captain & Tennille
(chef’s kiss) 