The answer is, the people who have tossed their hat into the presidential candidate ring so far.
Saw that on another board; he said that they reminded him of this.
And we have 570 days to go.
You won’t find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I’m ready for anything.
I have some hope for one candidate being worthwhile but its a slim one at best. Other than that I find myself more than ever wishing “none of the above” was a viable ballot choice.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Back in my day, we could do a presidential run in less than twelve parsecs.
You don’t need to see his birth certificate. This isn’t the natural born citizen you’re looking for.
Doncha think my sister’s hot?
The difference is that in the Presidential race, they ALL shot first.
They don’t allow 'droids there.
That’s why Al Gore isn’t running.
I’ve come across “clown car” more often than “Star Wars cantina”, but they both fit.
Hillary has the death sentence in twelve systems.
There’s a certain building in DC with a dome that surpasses the gaggle of candidates just on shear numbers. There are similar buildings in PA, NJ, OH, IL, & probably a few (like 45) more states; & I’m being generous with that count!
Even worse than that is the fact that by November of 2016, all but two will have been eliminated. The chance that any campaigner that you might feel comfortable with will reach the finals (Election!) is very slim. In fact, unless you live in one of the first states to have their primary, you might not even see your favorite in your primary.
Back in the 60’s, everyone talked about how much better the US was, compared to USSR, at giving voters a choice. The Soviet Union held elections, with only one candidate for each position. The US, on the other hand, offers two.
Now, the Soviet Union is no more, and we are still only giving our voters twice the options that the USSR gave their citizens in the 60’s.
That’s no small moon! That’s a politician in a pants suit.
I am altering my campaign promises, pray I don’t alter them any further.
I feel a disturbance in the Gallop Polls.
“But sir, no one ever worries about what happens if you beat a Green Party candidate!”
“That’s cuz Green Party candidates don’t tear your arms off if they get angry. Plus, they never win anyway.”
The Tea Party always rides single-file to hide their numbers.
Actually, it’s Planet Hillary.