In the late 70s early 80s high school, jeans so tight had I had to lay on the bed to zip them up and could barely breath when sitting down.
Muscle shirts and neon board shorts.
The 80s were not a great time fashion wise, in general, but that was particularly ugly, and worn by me.
This is me now.
The day after Thanksgiving.
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We used to cut the tab on the fly off our Levi’s 501 jeans so the buttons would show. Then cut the hems off the legs so they’d fray. And then pin the cuffs so they were tight at the ankle. Bonus points if there was a frayed hole in one knee.
I was a tomboy in school. I had a Members Only jacket that I loved (it was kind of a dark blue with plum overtones color…I still have it somewhere in storage, though it no longer fits).
I remember wanting a puka-shell necklace with a shark’s tooth (this would have been mid to late '70s, during the Jaws fad) but was disappointed when my mom got me one with a petrified tooth instead of a shiny white pointy one.
Mostly, I was a dork and didn’t follow fads, but those two I actually liked the look of so I went for it. Didn’t make me cool–I was just a dork following a fad. 
I’ve never been one to follow trends or do something just because everyone else was doing it. If I wore it or did it, it was because I liked it.
When the 80s wild hair band hairstyles became popular, though, I was the first one in my small town to look like a female version of Kip Winger… and I loved it, too!
An older friend of mine owned a salon at the time. She layered and “highlighted” my long medium brown hair with blonde, gold, black, bright red and burgundy. Then she gave me a spiral perm that took FOREVER and made my head ache for several days afterward BUT damn! my hair looked so cool! It required a blow dryer diffuser and a fortune in hair products to maintain the hairstyle but I had lots of fun with it.
When I was in elementary school in the '80s, Triple Fat Goose coats were all the rage. Not just the coats, but how they were worn as well: inside out. Yea, I’m not proud but I did this too. :o
In the 90’s there was a fashion trend where you wore a short, cotton black spaghetti-strap dress with a white t-shirt underneath it. I wore it a couple times but thankfully didn’t like wearing dresses so it wasn’t an everyday thing for me. Plus the layering was uncomfortable.
I wore a spiked dog collar.
Which reminded me of this crime I loved then and still might wear…
A slip dress with mini-t-shirt under it, with Doc Martens.
I [del]rocked[/del] committed the granny dress with combat boots and choker look in the early '90s, I think it was. I still have the Doc Martens and it looks like chokers are making a comeback. Not sure my wrinkly old neck really needs attention brought to it, however.
Going back further, I too had a part straight down the middle, with perfect, shellacked curls on each side. A satin jacket was my outerwear of choice until the abomination that is the hooded, pullover sweatshirt. Oh, and white slip on Vans shoes.
Trends I wish would come back are high waisted bell bottoms and bikinis that aren’t low rise, such as was fashionable in the 80s. I can’t even find a picture of one, but they were usually two tone color blocked and the top had and extra long string, so you’d cross it in the back then loop it under the sides of your bottoms so you could hoik them up. Wokay, maybe I wouldn’t wear one, but they were much more flattering than the low riders of today.
Mine was lime green, with contrasting white stitching. And the big clumpy shoes. And a faux silk polyester patterned shirt that looked like what you find two inches down in the mulch pile.
I was Hot Stuff.
I would like to think my fashion sense has progressed since then. My wife would probably beg to differ, but whenever she objects to what I am wearing I just say, “No one is looking at me when we go out together” and I can sometimes get away with it.
Regards,
Shodan
You know, I always kind of hoped leisure suits would make a comeback.
^ Yeah, that.
Junior high I sported short, spiked hair. Occasionally a Hawaiian shirt also.
I also had a pair of jeans which were called “Jam and Roll Riders.” Probably “Jam 'N Rollz” or something like that in reality, because that was the time. I remember explaining to an acquaintance of mine that you were supposed to jam them into your boots or roll them up. I still wonder at the fact that those words left my mouth.
I also wore my dad’s Vietnam era army boots for a while in highschool. Got terrible food fungus from them, probably because the soles were broken and let water in.
Silk ascots with Harris tweed jackets. When will smoking jackets make a comeback?
I wore my hair like Lisa from Prince and the Revolution in Purple Rain; really short on one side, really long and curly everywhere else, with the pointed sideburns. I spent a lot of money on Paul Mitchell Freeze n Shine that year. I had a sleeveless, neckband-less grey sweatshirt and various neon accessories to go with it. Pleated mom-jeans, too. There are no pictures, sorry.
Wait, this is over?? :dubious: 
Remember “jam” shorts? Aka “jammers” - loose-fitting shorts, usually with a tropical pattern, that went just below your knees.
They look *stupid *when you’re an underweight teenage girl.
Me, too. I had several pairs of removable ones made of foam rubber. Dress or jacket already had shoulder pads? No matter. The removable ones went on anyway. I looked like a Romulan from the original Star Trek.