What is the worst song you can think of to be played at a Wedding?

My step-sister has been asked to sing at my cousing wedding and we were trying to come up with the worst songs we could:

Don’t marry her have me- The Beautiful South
Please relase me (let me go)- Englebert Humperdink

Those are just two of what we came up with, any ideas from dopers are more than welcome

I married her just because she looks like you - Lyle Lovett

White Trash Wedding - Dixie Chicks

My second cousin had her bridesmaids enter to “I Will Always Love You,” which I guess she didn’t realize was a dumping song. I laughed for nearly a month.

Although that’s the worst song I’ve ever personally witnessed, I suppose “White Wedding” would be worse. My sister arranged for that to be played at her reception, but then she has a delightful sense of humor.

She Hates Me, Puddle of Mudd
I Hate Everything About You, Ugly Kid Joe
Living Dead Girl, Rob Zombie
Another One Bites the Dust, Queen
Fat-Bottom Girls, Queen
Death on Two Legs, Queen
Love Stinks, J. Geils Band
She Likes my Cock, Jackal

“Send in the Clowns” would be nice. :smiley:

“Song for the Dumped” Ben Folds Five

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon

I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For - U2

She’s Having My Baby - Paul Anka (?)

What’s Love Got to Do With It - Tina Turner

Like a Virgin - Madonna

And If You Wanna Be Happy by Jimmy Soul:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Just for ambience…
“Heyyy, didya happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world! If ya did tell her I need her luvvin’…”

Who’s that by…Charlie Rich? …Charlie Pride?
Don’t know if it’s a bad song per se. Just campy.

Add to the camp list a little Air Supply and Foreigner and you have a truly memorable wedding reception…“I wanna know what love is, I want you to show meeeeee!”

Actual radio request for a couple “getting married this afternoon”, a song called Band of Gold (no idea who sings it), it’s about a woman who was jilted "and all that’s left is a band of gold … "

Karaoke style interlude at a wedding reception - someone sang “Just When I Needed You Most” (is that what it’s called? the one that goes - Cos yooooooooooou left me, just when I needed you most)

“Dear John” songs.

“D-I-V-O-R-C-E” by Dolly Parton

My Favorite Mistake - Sheryl Crow

It’s All Been Done - Barenaked Ladies

Roxanne - The Police. “You don’t have to SELL your body to de night!”

End of the World As We Know It - Great Big Sea

And there’s always Blink 182’s *Blowjob * song… :eek:

[QUOTE=roxx222End of the World As We Know It - Great Big Sea[/QUOTE]

Brilliant. Along those lines, how about Mari Mac by GBS?

I feel I must admit that this song will be played at our wedding next Saturday. Yes, I capitulated to my fiance’s somewhat interesting tastes (though I think the song’s kind of fun, I hadn’t intended it to be a wedding song). I’m so ashamed!

Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Although I suppose it is occasionally apropos:

Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles.

Sinatra - The Lady Is A Tramp

How about U2’s Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me?

Or Pink Floyd’s Brain Damage?

Brave you are. I assume it will be played at the reception and not while you’re walking down the aisle! :wink: At the very least make sure that you don’t get smacked on the ass during the chorus.