Similarly, in Indonesia, flying from Denpasar on Bali to Yogyakarta on Java is a one-hour flight, and the time-zone boundary falls right between the two islands, so you land at the same time you left.
That reminds me of the time I embarked on scenic tour of New Jersey from Cleveland on a Friday the 13th leap year. Well, mid-flight the United pilot decided to hot dog in his Boeing 737 and exceeded the speed of light. Then, he did a loop-de-loop and a barrel roll.
Long story short, when I returned home, my kids were older than me, my parents were younger than me and my cat turned into a dog. I’m not sure if the effect resulted from the FTL travel, or New Jersey’s toxic chemicals.
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Hey, I don’t remember posting that.
It seems I’m posting in the future again. :smack:
For G-d’s sake, remember some stock prices this time!
It’s astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely…
(Not for very much longer)
I’ve got to keep control
The problem is that she doesn’t remember doing the Time Warp.
OK! $120.87. $15.47 and $551.33. Happy now?
Like the old Gary Owens bit: “I have a partial basketball score for you. LA Lakers, 30.”
Back in the 80’s there was a parody of Cosmopolitan.
“Ralph Nader” wrote a bitter article about misleading matters in print (or some such… hard to remember all these years later) and then observed in shock that he didn’t remember “writing this article” and asked in bewilderment what de heck was going on here…
Sorry, Carni* no stock quotes. Those numbers just fly by too fast. (;))
(Nickname*)
Perhaps you should read The Time Traveler’s Wife.