What is with all the nonsense articles on news sites?

[grude]

Crap like this has been annoying me for awhile now.

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Truth could be stranger than fiction: A Chinese army officer is denouncing the movie “Pacific Rim” as American propaganda, reports the news site China.org. The sci-fi blockbuster is about … robots.
According to China.org, in an op-ed for the People’s Liberation Army Daily, Zhang Jieli asserts, "The decisive battle against the monsters was deliberately set in South China Sea adjacent to Hong Kong.” He added, “The intention was to demonstrate the U.S. commitment to maintaining stability in the Asia-Pacific area and saving the mankind.”

I mean just…WTF?! This is one step above “My cousin’s friend Shanice said…”. Huffingtonpost is excellent source for similar meaty articles.

[Jackmannii]

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