What is wrong with me? Why am I here?

:frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: My deepest sympathies.

Time to find a new hobby.
I suggest fish scaling.
If you can do that for me, I’ve your dinner ready from the one I just finished.

Chief! Shame on you for tormenting the poor thing when she only has a week of such activites left! Of course, I suppose that bobbing around out there in the Gulf has left you pretty short of opportunites yourself! LOL
(Note: No smilies-I hate them too!)

So…these were the only two options you could…ahem…come up with??

Let’s not get upset over the number of positions we can think of. I mean it is not the position it is what you do when you are in that position, right?