Prowling along the candy store, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Swampbear! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:
“By Odin’s mighty spear, I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!!!”
WOOF! I am all excited now.
Damn you stole my battle cry!!
Come Little Wooden Boy, We must protect “The City”
“Bring me my brown pants!”
Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the freeway! It is Skopo, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries apocalyptically:
“I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!!”
Lo! Who is that, rampaging through the steppes! It is Simple Dreamer, hands clutching a mighty sword! She bellows ominously:
“I’m going to contort you with such wanton cruelty, you will drink poison and piss honey!!”
"I’m going to flog you until you bleed out your eyes!!"
I prefer “Nee!”
Sounds like you have a Prince Albert. snicker
The FUCK out my way!
Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the steppes! It is Essvee, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She screams thunderously:
“I’m going to smash you with such disregard for common sense, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!”
Skulking across the fields, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Michael Ellis! And he gives a gutteral cry:
“I’m going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!!”
oh my, mine came out to be a bit nasty–
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the fields! It is Misstee, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She screams mightily:
“I’m going to fuck you so painfully, you’ll reincarnate as an X-file!”
Stalking over the terrain, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Aholibah! And she gives a vengeful bellow:
“I’m going to pummel you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won’t recognize you!!”
Mine would be, according to the war-cry generator:
Who is that, sprinting through the fields? It is EddyTeddyFreddy, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:
“Ares, God of War, be praised! I feel like chicken tonight!”
Although, as Mistress of the Eight Cats, I’m more inclined to:
"GITOFFATHAT!!!"
Mine very accurately says:
Zang! Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is Chefguy, hands clutching a burning branch! He cries homicidally:
“I’m seriously going to hump you with such zeal, you will polymorph into a purple worm!”
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
'Zang! Who is that, stalking along the desert! It is PlankSpanker, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He bellows mightily:
“I’m going to smack you until you’re bright blue, and add a notch to my bedpost!”’
sigh
just when i thought i got the whole reason for my name sorted out…
Blodu ok jarna!
Hark! Who is that, stalking over the candy store! It is JimSox5, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars gutterally:
“I’m going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!!”
“GOOD ENOUGH!”
According to What Is Your Battlecry, mine is…
“I’M GOING TO FUCK YOU INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION, AND GRIN LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC!!!”
Woah.