My username generated this:
zang?
but my real-life battle cry is…
ok, so I stole it, so sue me.
halberds, schmalberds… give me a glave!
Putting in my SDMB instead of my real name comes up with this one:
Skulking out of the tarmac, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Ivylass! And she gives a booming bellow:
“I’m seriously going to spank you so hard, your pets won’t recognize you!!!”
I like my real name one better. There’s something about voiding warranties and sending people back to God that seems very witty. With any luck, the enemy will collapse on the ground laughing, then I can smack him with my hardened pitas with no resistance. 
Skulking out of the icy wasteland, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Nuke! And he gives a cruel scream:
“I’m seriously going to fuck you like a wrecking ball, and plug you into a power plant!”
*Striding amidst the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Avarie! And she gives a low bellow:
“I’m going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!”*
And my real name produces:
*Prowling along the wasteland, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh ******! And she gives a vengeful bellow:
“I’m seriously going to contort you until there are no limbs left to break!”*
Pretty lame.
I never knew such a thing existed, I think I need one those. I don’t know why, but I do.
Ahhhhh, Brown Pants for Brown Magic!?
Website :
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the terrain! It is TPWombat, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with an ominous cry, his voice cometh:
“I’m going to spank you until you’re translucent, and launch you into deep space!!!”
Personal :
"I don’t want to be here!!!"
Striding across the cliffs, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Malacandra! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
“I’m going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!”
Striding over the tundra, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Tolyri! And she gives a vengeful scream:
“Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to all I see until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!”
In reality: “I’m gonna beat you like you stole my cookie!”
(1,000,000,000 bonus points to whomever gets the reference.)
Ever since I saw Pulp Fiction I’ve wanted to see a symphony conductor menace his audience with “We’re going to get TWENTIETH CENTURY on your ass!”
What? No one yet uses “For the shire!” ?
I’ve been reading Eric Flint’s 1632, and I like the battle cry of the Finns, Haakaa paalle!(Hack them down!)
Hmmm…
has a nice ring to it…
does not so much.
OTOH I prefer a Battle Cry lifted from another cultural genre source: “Your death was assured when you showed up with that face!”
*Sprinting along the wasteland, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Sinshine! And she gives a gutteral bellow:
“I’m seriously going to bludgeon you so heinously, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!”*
Or, as I really do say, May you be a black hole in your next life.
Uh…well, I like ice, and halberds are cool…^^() Let’s see with my real name…
:eek: Uh…yes…I like my username better…
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking on the wasteland! It is the Scarlet Pimpernel, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She roars thunderously:
"In the name of malice, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
Who is that, skulking among the fields! It is {Scarlet’s real name}, hands clutching a mighty sword! She grunts apocalyptically:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"
I think I like the second one better.
I actually kinda like that one.
So here you go!
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Dang! I thought that would work, sorry!
Striding on the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh H3Knuckles! And he gives an ominous scream:
“I’m going to pummel you until you are tax-deductible, and roll you in creamy neugut!!”
That’s it! That’s my battlecry!
Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the freeway! It is Ranko Eisen, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She howls gutterally:
“I’m seriously going to f*** you until you are hot and bothered!!!”
…and this, apparently, is my girlfriend’s battlecry (using her net alias). woah.