My relationship with Sr. Weasel had an uncertain beginning and definitely included the phrase ‘‘You’re like a brother to me,’’ which was for all intents and purposes twisting a knife in his heart, unbeknownst to me.
It worked out, though. I turned out to be wrong.
When I told a girl, who I have a crush on, that I found her idea for a club trip to do some archery “incredibly sexy.” She seemed to ignored it to talk about the trip some more, but dear god that was stupid.
In a room full of people someone asked what the guys who wore the white armor in Star Wars were called. I launched into an overly long explanation about how they were Clonetroopers in the prequels and Stromtroopers in the original movies. After I had finished there was one of those awkward pauses in conversation. Yep, nailed it, I sure did.
Unless you have actual visual confirmation of a crowing head emerging from the birth canal never assume, no matter how obvious it may seem, that a woman is pregnant.
Working at a hotel in a beach town, a couple came in and admitted they forgot which hotel their reservation was at. It wasn’t with us, so I called a few hotels but still couldn’t find it. Every hotel in was completely full that weekend, so if they didn’t find their reservation they’d have nowhere to sleep.
Then I remembered there was a classic car convention focused around a specific type of car in town that weekend, and people book certain hotels for months in advance to go. If I could determine if they were a part of the convention or not, it would narrow it down.
Pleased with my detective work, I get a big smile, look up at the gentleman and say “Do you have a woody?”
I’m now very curious as to whether the couple was more or less interested in your help afterward…
Having a political conversation and wondering why some folks hate Hilary soooo much. I said, “Well part of it is that she’s got the stink of Bills taint on her.” These guys only knew one definition of taint and it’s not the good one.
Mind you, I did feel slightly uneasy about the one who dined on cold roast beef. Struck me as verging on the cannibalistic, just a tad…