Irritated. Either I HAVE to get up to go to work or I HAVE to get up to pee. Sometimes I bribe myself. “If you get up you can have a cup of coffee.” “If you sleep too long you won’t get to sleep at a reasonable time tonight and you know you have to get up early tomorrow.” I feel much better after an hour or two, and am more likely to have rational thoughts.
Maybe I just hate being ‘forced’ to do something, even if it’s getting to work so I can pay the mortgage so I can keep the house.
I wake up in a good mood, but anybody who’s singing audibly at the hours I wake up should be shouted at in a very low voice, smacked, drawn and quartered. 5am is not a decent hour to be singing, whether you’re coming from a party or fluffing up the bedcovers.
I’m one of those people who “get kicked out by the bed” and have always been so. It appears to be a birth defect, as well as a social one.
Generally pretty neutral and functional. I never lie in, never hit snooze, but after leaping out of bed, I’m only really thinking about the details of my morning ablutions. Once I’m out of the front door, I start to have a mood - it’s usually quietly optimistic.
I wake up instantly - fully awake and alert - and can do extremely complicated things. DON’T, however, expect me to be social and friendly. I will be quiet and serious and just answer as briefly as I can if you must engage me in conversation.
After a shower, coffee, breakfast, I am usually pretty cheerful for the rest of the day.
This is a near-perfect description of me in the morning. Except I don’t “leap” out of bed. I sort of stagger around for a minute or two but get my bearings pretty quickly
I was born at 6:37 AM - and that was the first and last time I got up early on my own free will.
Just don’t talk to me in the morning, and really - don’t even think about asking me a question that needs thought. Give me half an hour to cruise internet, drink my Diet Coke and settle into the day. Then I am just fine and dandy!
This is an excellent description of me in the morning as well. No actual mood unless quiet counts as a mood. Once I get moving and settled I tend to start out happy but it takes about half an hour.
Same. I remember being a kid and having my dad pound on my door a few minutes before my alarm was set to go off, and I’d feel absolute heart-pounding murderous rage at him for waking me up so rudely and robbing me of the last two minutes of my sleep. Like, really, if I could have killed him without leaving the comfort of my bed, he’d be a goner.
Now I feel that toward my alarm clock if it wakes me from a dead sleep (I usually wake up a few minutes before naturally and just lie there resting my eyes until it rings). Why the hell do they have to be so shrill? I need some gentle chimes to ease me out of the embrace of sleep, not HONK HONK HONK.