I don’t watch much TV and completely eschew reality TV.
But, for Og’s sake, I breeze through TMZ and The Superficial on a daily basis.
I couldn’t name the Supreme Court Justices, but I can name all of Brangelina’s spawn.
Flees
Um. TMZ and The Superficial are on my homemade start page. Plus two other gossipy sites. Sometimes the brain needs something silly to look at. I will join you there for guilty pleasures.
Guiltiest? Well, I suppose that would be sneaking a peek at porn once in a while. Sometimes, it’s just to gawk. Fark.com. Something Awful. Awfulplasticsurgery.com. I can has cheezburger and I has hotdog. I look at those every day, but I don’t feel guilty, so scratch that. Nothin’ wrong with funny cats and dogs.
So… gossip, porn, and cruising through BME once in a blue moon (a body modification site). I don’t have any body mods, again, it’s to gawk and cringe.
Then I have to load up Arts & Letters Daily or the NYT or something similar.
'nother guilty pleasure–I’ll bookmark this thread to see what other people look at just in case it’s something I want to add to my bookmarks. 
I don’t even know what TMZ is. I assume it’s a gossip site. Outside of porn, which isn’t really even a guilty pleasure, I’ve got nothing.
Porn. Or more accurately hentai.
There are a few webcomics I read that are of questionable taste. Suicide For Hire is the first one that comes to mind.
Sometimes eBay gets that way when I’m not supposed to be spending money but I still can’t resist buying the pretty pretty things from Japan.
I don’t know a thing about fashion and I don’t really care about the lives of celebrities, but the photos and writing on this site crack me up every day!
Reviews of romance novels, and so much more.
UM
<looks around furtively>
Fortean Times
News of the Wierd
Crime Library
Porn Clerk Blog [not updated anymore, but really cheers me up when my job depresses me]
<scurries off for the woodwork to hide>
About eight different webcomics.
Something Awful’s ‘‘Weekend Web.’’ I’m not much of a girl for schadenfreude, but I enjoy reveling in the pathetic posts there. I also find their Hentai Review stuff hilarious.
Erotic fiction.
That’s just about it. Everything else is pretty standard.
First person perspective amateur pr0n featuring heterosexual college girls. Oh, and CNN.com.
SSG Schwartz
Ohh, shinney.
:eek: :dubious: :rolleyes: 
This is a good place to burn some time
It appears that I wrecked my shoulder playing some volleyball against some college kids. Nephews and friends. Sucks to get old.
Reading a movie script can almost be better than seeing the film.
I find anime porn strangely arousing. Never thought I would, before I saw some.
Joe
JustJared, Superficial, Dlisted, Egotastic, Bastardly and Go Fug Yourself.
All gossip sites. What can I say?
Help us out. How about some links?
Hentai. Specifically, yaoi. (after the kid goes to bed)
While the kid is awake, girlsgogames.com and Meez.
I bet most people would list “porn” as their first online guilty pleasure and “games” as their second one. I waste way too much time looking at boobs and sniping from the balcony.
Roses are Red
My tube is blue
Try typing .com
Then amateur, too. 
Sorry, no links here.
SSG Schwartz
Craigslist missed connections. I read them religiously, partly because they’re really entertaining in their semi-patheticness, and partly because deep down I want one to be about me.
Mostly because they’re hilarious, though.
I really like icanhascheezburger and ihasahotdog. I’ll get bored and read months and months worth and laugh…out loud.
Then, I want to come here and start typing like the picture captions. That is not so good.
I frequent a few fanfiction sites as well as a lot of addictinggames.com I find that I am frequenting the latter of the two more and more as I spend more time unemployed… Oh! That’s another thing, searching for a job as well. >.>