:: ahem :: I am not licensed to sell any line of insurance, any advice given by me with regard to Long Term Care insurance is not to be construed as fact, but as anecdote possibly given to error due to the lack of currency of my experience in this area…etc.
OK. Here’s some friendly advice on how to get yourself one of them there LTC policies:
DAILY/MONTHLY BENEFIT: Identify and visit some Long Term Care facilities in an area you would prefer to be cared for. Find out what their daily charge is for various levels of care. If you believe you are an Alzheimer’s risk, ask about the cost of that care specifically–and be sitting down before they tell you! Having done this basic research, you will have an idea of what you would have to pay should you break down tomorrow and require their services. For sake of illustration, let’s say that $125/day ($3,750/month) is about average for your area (and don’t be alarmed if you live in like, Seattle or Anchorage and you’re getting $200-400 as an average–that’s what you get for living in a really nice place).
NON-FORFEITURE: Because the LTC policy often pays out after you’ve demonstrated a reduction in your personal marble inventory, this option seems pretty useful. Here’s how it works, IIRC: Inigo Montoya, as we all know, will soon be living alone as his wife has run off with the local paperboy. Eventually, alcohol abuse will take its toll on his mind and he will to succumb to elevating blood amonia levels due to a failing and rock-hard liver. He will stop taking care of himself and forget to pay his bills. His LTC policy will lapse for non-payment of premium. Several months later, the milkman will find him lying face down in a pool of vomit following a massive stroke caused by consuming too much high-cholesterol cat food. Inigo is no longer able to perform 4 of the 5 activities of daily living as described in his LTC policy and so needs to be admitted to a facility but–Oh damn! His policy lapsed! But it was due to an organic mental condition (Advanced Hepatic Encephalopathy) which caused him to neglect to pay his premiums. The milkman, who for reasons unexplained feels indebted to Inigo Montoya, pays the back premiums to reinstate the LTC policy and viola! The policy gets turned on, Inigo gets admitted, and his cheating, heartless wife (whom he never had the heart to legally divorce) swoops in and sells off the house and moves to Cancun with her paperboy lover. At this point I wish to point out that it is important to consider the duration you would like the benefit–“lifetime” is an option for most plans, and it doesn’t cost much more than a 5-year plan. Frankly because only in the rarest of instances does someone stay longer than 5 years at a LTC facility. They get better or they go to a morgue. Typically. You will want to find out exactly how the non-forfeiture option works for any given policy. Some exclude inorganic mental illness (like depression) because it’s too easy to buy the policy, pay on it for a year, let it lapse and then want it reinstated 10 years down the line when it turns out you actually need it. Depression has no/few demonstrable physiological traces, and so this can not be verified as the real reason for the lapse. Elevated blood amonia, Alzheimer’s, certain types of senile dementia–all of these are readily verifiable and so will not normally void the nonforfeiture option. Still reading? Good. Don’t buy this option, it’s expensive. Instead, have duplicate premium notices sent to someone else–sibling or son/daughter–who can take action should they notice you’ve missed a payment. Most companies will do this.
AUTO INFLATION: is called other things and operates a couple different ways, but the gist of it is that it increases your daily/monthly benefit every year to keep pace with inflation. This is a GOOD thing. The two ways I’ve seen this option work are (I forget the terminology) “arithmetic” increases, which add a set dollar amount every year (i.e. $7/day) or increase the base benefit (the $125 example) by a fixed % every year; and “geometric” increases, which add an amount to last year’s benefit. Inflation tends to follow the geometric path, meaning that the cost of a can of Cycle-4 will increase 4% every year over last year’s price. Whatever. Choose this option, and go for the biggest increases you can get.
Lastly: Once the policy “turns on” you are no longer responsible for paying the premiums. Now it’s the insurance company’s turn. So kick back, try to pay attention to “Wheel Of Fortune” and enjoy the gourmet chow and senior socials you’ll be getting for the rest of your days. LTC facilities are pretty cool these days, a far cry from the urine-scented linoleum palaces of old.