Well, that worked out pretty good.
Holy fucking asscrackers, it’s about time.
Good Lord! What an gigantic nerd!
Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
I did nothing on general principle.
Sharp knives, loud guns, good whiskey.
Worked hard; partied harder. No regrets.
Hah, wait till you see THIS!
Sorry to Some. Love to All.
Tried to be a good person.
That’s it? I’m dead already? Huh!
Tears in rain. Time to die.
A long story involving crazed southerners.
“Hey Y’all! Watch me do this!”
I’m not going to tell you.
Veni, vidi, veho, vino, diligo, vici!
I can’t take credit for this one, but I love it:
Brush with death. Floss with life.
Thanks for buying my book… sucker!
Best friend scum could ask for.
Alternate title suggestion: Sure Wish I’d Learned to Count.