I’m stuck at work. Rescue me.
Yikes! How did I get here?
Hmmph, should have done my homework.
Tobacco farmhand? Law school for me!
If I had only known sooner
Just let me finish this chapter.
Extended warranty? How can I lose?
[talking heads]Well, How did I get here?[/talking heads]
Baby, guitars, college, marriage, baby, baby.
Things weren’t so bad after all.
Where all the white women at?
Sound and Fury. Signifying nothing.
Plenty of kids; not enough books.
If I only had a heart…
Oh holy crap! Holy fucking CRAP!
I should have played less WoW.
Life is good. Lots of love.
Had to learn the hard way!
Thrilled every woman he slept with. 
My eyes are finally open now.