Write your own epitaph. Silly versions only, please.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

“Here lies Skald the Rhymer. He joked about being evil in front of the wrong cop.”

Next?

2

Here lies The Man With the Golden Gun.
Last words: “Hey y’all, watch this!”

3

Here lies Rick. He said not only did he stand behind his brake jobs, he was willing to stand in front of them.

4

Here lies blondebear. He lived like he was on vacation. Now what?

5

Here lies NCB - Shot by mistake.
Actually saw this in Ft Smith AR (diff name)

Please don’t stand there, I have to meet my zombie friends and you’re in the way

6

Here lies Medicated. If only he had not been medicated.

7

Here lies Tatterdemalion: He left the world a little worse for having lived in it.

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8

Here lies Tengu
Learnt the hard way that lightning sometimes DOES strike twice.

9

Here lies Civil Guy.
Should not have said, “Stop me if you’ve heard this one.” They had, they did.

10

Do you believe this shit?

I never thought I’d go.

11

Paid attention. Tried not to be a douchebag.

12

Instructions: During lightning storm, please insert steel rod (A) in the provided socket (B) to fuel reanimation.

13

You are standing on a trap door.

14

An oldy but a goody:

I told em I was sick!

15

“I wish I spent more time at work”

Which is also my serious epitaph.

16

“She drank a lot of Diet Dr Pepper and sometimes her jokes were really weird.”

Based on a comment I got once on an evaluation by a student, though the comment mentioned Diet Coke, which is what they had in the machine on that floor.

17

Here lies pepper. She did it for the lolz.

18

I blame you, Sean.

19

Here lies neuroman.
“The grass isn’t greener on the other side after all.”

20

Here lies Foggy
and here
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more over here
oh this too, no wait, that’s bird poop