I figured no one could leave a more scathing, yet caring message for the dearly departed than good ol’ Flypper. Have at it buddy, and, uh, make mine respectable wouldja???
I must be remembered!
Lay it on me Flyp, my mom will be visiting this thread a bit later, so make it good! 
-Sam
I’m feeling a bit morbid tonight, what the hell.
Hey I’d like one please. grins It might be neat.
I’m Cold already. Might as well set me on Fire 
Me too!! I want something to write on my headstone - I plan to pre-purchase it, just in case.
Has Flyp been around MPSIMS lately? Haven’t seen him. Epitaph me!
I could go for one also. Make it something that is sure to carry my legend through the ages.
Indeed, get on with your bad self.
Cool! lay one on me, Flyp!
Oh Flypper darling…can I have one? Please?
Oh, dear gods. How, exactly, did this come to be laid at my feet?
Umm, okay, I’ll try I guess. It’ll take a while, though. Stay tuned.
Why do I suddenly have the feeling Demo is going to NEED an epitaph soon… grinning
Well, here’s the first one I got done. Note these won’t necessarily be done in the order of request.
Here lieth SwimmingRiddles
Of a broken heart she died
She found a man
Who loved his kids-
Roasted or stir-fried.
I’ve a feeling this may turn into death limericks. Who knows.
Im feeling like death warmed over today Flypster… hit me!
I always wanted “Ding, Dong the Witch is Dead.” Played at my funeral. Perhaps Flyp can give me a more fitting epitaph.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Okay, here’s another.
In loving memory of Gawd
Forth from this plot,
I undertook
A trek to meet my Maker.
Friends, I know now,
Typos or not,
He hates impersonators.
Man, Wally had it easy. These bastards are like 5 times longer than his sigs.
And again…
Football and a hearty brew
A pair that made Coldy quiver.
Well, the Netherlands, they took the Cup,
But the Grolsch took Coldy’s liver.
(This epitaph proudly brought to you by the FIFA and Grolsch.)
These are getting a little easier…
Here lieth Sqrl,
Gone from this world
And all its raves and rants.
But shed ye no tears
And have ye no fears
For God looks like Lou Grant.
Ummm, tired of rhyming for the moment.
Here lies Mr. Cynical
That thing with the Pop Rocks and Coke? It’s true.