As long as they’re getting easier, what’s on my tombstone?
Superb topic, Democritus.
Pepperoni, Uncle B.
Here lies Uncle Beer
You can have my beer when you pry it from my cold, dead han-awww, shit.
Here lies CanadianSue
Well, at least I’m outta that place!
Hey, I never said Flyp agreed to do this…
:: ducking ::
Okay, I’ll bite. What will you all be saying about me when I finally shuffle off this mortal coil?
Flyp, hook me up with an epi’. Shit, I gotta think I’ve given you enough material for a really suburb effort.
Ep me!
Me! Me! Me! My turn, Flyp. 
Flyppie Z! These are great so far. Do me too!
Damn, that’s a cool one!
Bonus points: you spelled Grolsch correctly!
Minus points: the upcoming event is under the UEFA umbrella first, and only a FIFA tournament in the secondary sense. But hey, close enough for a Yankee 
[Shameless Plus] Hey, did you guys see my new sig already?? [/Shameless Plug]
Right up my alley! May I have one, Please?
– Uke, whose lips are red, whose looks are free, whose locks are yellow as gold: whose skin is as white as leprosy, the Nightmare Life-in-Death is he, who thicks man’s blood with cold.
Please, Flyp, may I have one?
Oh I need one of these too Flyp. Don’t forget to mention what a sweetheat I am.
LOL! Ayesha
Flypper? may I have one please?
trisha
Me, too! Me, too!
Should I even get in on this?
I’ve gotta have one, Flyp darling!
Ooh, ooh, I want an epitaph! Just what i need: to plan my funeral and preplanning the look of my tombstone.
In fairness, I shouldn’t even ask, having completely flubbed my turn when drafted–by UkeIke, just for the memorial record.
But being still sigless and profile-less, it would be a great comfort to me to have a fitting epitaph. I will be cremated, but a nice memorial stone would be nice. So far all I’ve come up with is, “Uhhh…who?”
Veb
Can I try?
Ashes to Ashes,
Dust to Dust,
On her sepulchre,
A red-headed bust.