Hmmm, Seeing as how with what the upcoming week shall be like for me, I might need one of those epitaths Flyp, so please speak truly of me.
Give me a try!
Man, oh man.
Okay, in the interest of not burning out my creativity, I’m cutting the applications off at evilbeth. Sorry, everyone else, but I’ll be writing these damn things forever if I don’t stop it now. Bribes may be considered, but keep in mind that chocolate, beer and sex seem to be the only legal tender on the MB. Oh, and I don’t like chocolate, and I (legally) can buy my own beer.
Here’s a couple more for you vultures…
In loving memorial of Valerieblaise
Twin friends Val had
Who’d make her glad
When life threw her a little off kilter.
But I’m sorry to mention
That, for lack of attention,
Her breasts revolted and killed her.
And one more…
God bless ssskuuggiii
Triple Word Score!! 637 points!
Gone on to that giant Scrabble game in the sky.
Flypsyde memorials-epitaphs so good, you’ll wish you were dead!
In remembrance of matt_mcl
No, I’m just taking a disco-nap. Back off, breeder, it’s part of the Agenda.
Here lies Flypside,
We thought him asleep,
His creativity lapsed
And his epitaphs ceased.
HUGS!
Sqrl
And one for dearest elelle…
On a May morning fair
Near the bounds of O’Hare
I dozed in chest with no locks.
Now I’ve gone to my rest
As St. Peter’s Guest
And I ain’t gettin’ outta this box.
Here rests Omniscient.
Obviously he wasn’t.
God dammit, Veb! That was UncleBeer that did that to you! UNCLEBEER!
“Ukulele Ike” has all those Ks and Ls in it! “UncleBeer” has NO Ks and only ONE L!
And it has a capital B, which “Ukulele Ike” doesn’t have at ALL!
Although there ARE the same number of Es in both, I think that all the differentiation in the Ks and Bs and Ls should make UNCLEBEER and UKULELE IKE separate and distinct indentities!
However, if UncleBeer does something nice for you, you may feel free to thank me.
– Ukulele Beer
Aw, shit.
I WANT ONE TOO!
Indeed, there are people who know me and would
pay you if you could make it so you had to do
an epitaph for me.
And some more…
In Memoriam of Veb
If Heaven is a Hampton Inn, I’ll take my chances in Hell.
MaryAnnQ
Great, ssskuuggiii dies and takes all the damn U’s in the bag with him, and I’m stuck with this friggin’ Q for eternity.
Demo sucks.
Flyp, you rock. I don’t care what they all say about you.
Tick one more off the list…
For Ayesha
Ayesha, adored,
Passed to her reward
And this marker is all left to see.
A consummate sweetheart
In whole and in part,
And a paragon of modesty.
Stop giggling.
I have to do another Cristi one. I don’t know why…
Here lies Cristi
In eternal sleep.
Eons and eons,
With nary a peep.
I love you too honey. 
I love it Flyp. Thanks.
THANKS, Flyp! I love it!
It gave me a solid, heartfelt laugh in a very rough day.
And UkeIke? Uh, right you are. Sorry about that. It was UncleBeer who dumped on me. ::blushes:: Suffered a minor fugue state there.
Edging away, whistling,
Veb
Thanks Flyppy Lee! I especially enjoyed the creepy finality of it!
And Veb’s is muy wunnerful.
In modest kind:
Here lies Flyp
Down 'neath the dirt
He may be forgotten
But not his swell shirt.
Wow. Two from Finagle, not a one from Flyp.
Nice to know someone cares about what my final words will be.
(BTW Finagle, I know we’ve never spoken, but thanks! I like them! :D)
Don’t forget about yer Hawaiian shirt brotha Flypper.